Earl Dibbles Jr

I’m a country boy

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Football, fall, and huntin’. Welcome back September.

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Welcome to the country where we save the napkins from restaurants and put em in our glove compartment

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Girls ain’t difficult. Just call ‘em beautiful and take them fishin’.

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Vegan asked me what I feel when I shoot a deer. I said “recoil”

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Here’s to all the kids that grew up in the country, living life without ever touching an iPad. Yee Yee!

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Re tweet if you’d rather be out in the country yelling “Yee Yee!” than in the big city surrounded by city boys!

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Every day is a country music kind of day.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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The trailer park treehouse

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“Vegetarian” is just an ancient Indian word for bad hunter

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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80% of the ocean hasn’t been explored. There could be a Dollar General down there.

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Adult easter egg hunt

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Earl Dibbles University

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Seems effective to me

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Long ago, in a land far far away...

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One of the last coal-powered sheep. Most sheep are all electric now.

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Got a seatbelt so it's safe

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Incredible loophole in the system

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Redneck innovation