Earpnado (Liz)

Adorable psycho, mostly. Shit ticket, formerly. Shit strumpet, probably. #Fandras, obviously. Dilly, dilly.

She/her

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⚡️ “The Haunting Aunt Helene Conspiracy of 2019”

I had no idea anyone would be into this prank, so I didn't tweet updates in a thread. But like a true psychopath, I need to have it all in one place so that I can revisit the scene of the crime😈

https://t.co/VL0I5XWOMg

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Nedley's Top 5 Horror Movies:

- Hungry near cats
- Never retiring
- Retiring
- Standing in one place for 2 years
- Anything not starring Uma Thurman

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#WynonnaEarp Top 5 Horror Movies by character

Wynonna's Top 5 Horror Movies:
- Dating someone younger than the state of Colorado
- Dating a human
- WayHaught kissing uninterrupted
- Whiskey shortage
- Full length shirt

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Jeremy's Top 5 Horror Movies:

- Sharing a regular amount of information
- Playlist with no One Direction
- Losing people he loves
- Normal nipples
- Metal detectors

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@emtothea (but really if you have PF, Nike Pegasus 41 Air Zoom shoes have been a game changer at least for me, although they may smell bad in viking funeral)

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

@emtothea Oh don't worry, PF isn't bad unless you enjoy standing walking or existing

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@cimzim Oh man a recording would definitely have helped solve this. We'll just never know

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In the first 30 minutes of the #WynonnaEarp livestream Docstache talked about my period and Emily threatened to kill me for saying we never saw her cry before, the years may have changed but the vibes have not

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We literally sent humans to the moon today but my timeline is full of #WynonnaEarp tweets so even if just for a moment, all is well again

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Seeing so many #WynonnaEarp tweets tonight, we about to accidentally make the number 10 start trending

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Anyways after ten years the main takeaway is you don't find #WynonnaEarp, Wynonna Earp finds you. Probably in the bathroom

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

Roses are red
Violets are not
Wynonna is ten
Love lives in the butt

#WynonnaEarp

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Trying to figure out how I'm still in my early 20s but #WynonnaEarp premiered 10 years ago

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10 years since #WynonnaEarp premiered, or in Earper Math, Waverly being in the garden about 6 times

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10 years since #WynonnaEarp premiered, or in Earper Math, only 120 more years to go in the well

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

#WynonnaEarp premiered 10 years ago, then died and came back to life almost as many times as pretty much every main character did but always came back just like Doc definitely will some day probably

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

@cimzim Then you're welcome to exit the well but only if willing to become vampire

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

10 years since #WynonnaEarp premiered, or in Earper Math, only 120 more years to go in the well