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‘How many dates does it take to find ‘the one’? Danny thinks it’s 26. And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet

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Danny’s not really an Alpha Male.

But he does have an idea.

How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’?

Danny thinks it’s 26

And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

‘Alpha Male’ - link below 🦋

https://t.co/QRonx4Qc3C

https://t.co/A6LV80wxOl

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Didn’t realise Posh Spice was on Twitter

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I love my husband but he is such a cunt. He's childish, selfish and just an arsehole to be honest but after so many years and kids, I might as well stick it out with the prick

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The FIFA World Cup version of Peter Kay doing Road to Amarillo

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Diego Simeone phone call to his lad before the game:

‘Just be more of a prick than I ever was’

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🎵 Been spendin most our life livin in a Ginsters paradise 🎵

[Liverpool Echo @LivEchonews]

Greggs staff threatened by men 'armed with a knife'
https://t.co/VUOD6LIuw3

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@fesshole Alright, Harold Chipman

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@marknelsoncomic Ronaldo McDonaldo

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No chance. I’m not even allowed to take toast in there

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Rice in bed for nearly three days before Norway game - Tuchel https://t.co/21j87CXbpU

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Wernham Tog

[Ben @islandniles]

I’m sorry but this is actually David Brent flogging duvets on Ideal World

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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@paddypower The best bit was when they got dressed up in Englands opponents traditional clothes

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@bushontheradio Ladybirds are a bit full of themselves

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Say what you will but she had a beautiful way of laying slates on a roof

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Players shouldn’t be lashed in the air until the trophy has been won.

I’ve said my piece

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

WHAT A PICTURE! 🇦🇷👑

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Steve Morrow told not to jump on Tony Adams shoulders

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

England players to be told not to jump hoardings https://t.co/2fOThpoAv9

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@HLTCO Yeboah’s Law

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@magawk @henrywinter Alright you two, get a tomb

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@henrywinter It’s a pharaohld tweet, I’ll give you that

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@fesshole Fringe benefits?

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Piñata exam this morning

Smashed it

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Thought Harry Kane spoke very highly of the team in that post match interview