carter (edelgoat)

when you try to change your birthday and Twitter locks you out was @edelgoat

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

What he say

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There’s no way

[Mo @LamarHeisman]

Just got B grade on English test

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

This is a different one that looks similar and this version came out this year

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Is it just me or was Antonio Brown wearing the 10 year old helmet the NFL said he couldn’t?

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

@patspulpit That’s pemdas

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@LamarHeisman Idk about this one mo

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Y’all probably don’t take Hollywood this year tho

[Mo @LamarHeisman]

I wanted Calvin Ridley so bad like imagine

Lamar x Andrews x Hollywood x Ridley

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

JULIO IS SO GOOD

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Jesus Christ

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patrick Mahomes, who has played 19 games, recorded his sixth game with at least 300 passing yards and four TDs, surpassing Hall of Famers Dan Marino (five games) and Kurt Warner (five) for most games with at least 300 yards and four passing TDs in a player’s first 40 NFL games.

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

@BrycenNFL add me into the Pats chat I got deleted pls

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

These are all good right

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Donuts Distinctions:

🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 for Jamie Collins
🍩🍩🍩🍩 for Stephon Gilmore
🍩🍩🍩 for Antonio Brown
🍩🍩 for Sony Michel
🍩 for Devin McCourty

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

you know how sports tv productions help define generational aesthetics? like how the ‘80s and ‘90s are associated with endearing cgi and the nba on nbc theme? the ‘10s are gonna be defined by banjos, whistling and guys singing “hey hey ohh! ey ohh oh ohh!” it sucks so bad

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

Is Michael Thomas gonna talk about this for 6 months too

[Mo @LamarHeisman]

RT if your NFL team is 2-0

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

@ftbeard_17 This was clean tbh

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@LamarHeisman Me with Jamie Collins

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

NO

[Stephen Holder @HolderStephen]

Just grabbed Adam Vinatieri was he headed to the bus. He said “you’ll here from me tomorrow.” I told him we don’t see him tomorrow. And he said, “Yeah, you will.”

[carter (edelgoat) @edeIgoat]

3 is washed

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@BrettPatss @drewbrees

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@BrettPatss I think he’s ok I feel horrible for him