Mr Ma’am

Believer | I am for peace but when I speak they are for war | Mind Your Business.#116

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

I, Oluwafaradamilola, am like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of drought and never fails to bear fruit.

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

I miss my big mummy.

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

I might be a witch but my personal number one tip for enjoying any European city is avoiding any place where are multitudes of Muricans.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[Paul Lamb @Lambykins60]

It was not ‘classless’, it was pure joy.

[don't @secretagentjas]

Ariana Grande probably giddy as fuck that everybody calling her skinny

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

My contribution to world peace is to not give medical advice online, to strangers. except it is life-saving info.

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

Rude girl but I’ll pardon her manners.

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

I hope she knows that she is the reason there is noise pollution in this country and we will never forgive her for it. She could heave just gotten the damn license number!

[𝒢•🫦 @page3ofgoogle]

this yam hate is insane, that’s literally the best thing nigeria has.

[Tuh'less 🏁🏁 @TLoveSpeaksss]

Rosie and Donald Trump beef is legit like Ja and 50 😂 have hated each other all my life lol

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

If I'm Lorne Michaels or another cast member and I saw this after Bowen Yang was in 89% of sketches for 5 years I'd show up with a gun

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

Paloma in the flesh. 🥰 🥰

[Lucy 🍂 @mysnowyworld]

oh my god

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

Learnt that the hard way. I can never trust the person that taught me this lesson fully. So sad because I love them and we still talk.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

if someone ghosts you once, they will ghost you again
one thing i’ve come to realize
unstable people should never be again a chance to fix things cos they’ll repeat it

[zayden @pemilo123]

Being neurodivergent is when everyone is watching you get bullied by someone who is hitting way below the belt, crushing your soul for no reason, and no one steps in. But the minute you defend yourself with something you think is unremarkable yet kinda snarky, the whole crowd turns on you like "Whoa! Too far! | can't believe you just said that! That's so mean!"

[Mr Ma’am @Ehpeaphany]

Wdym woman? He won fair and square.

[TVP @Theveripost]

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

[kikinator @prettykillak]

You Geminis have been EATING! This is stupendous! Well done!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

stay tf away from people who think actively hurting you is teaching you a lesson

[David @dqveed]

Real bad bitches don't have a 'prime' they are always in their prime. Chronically. Simple

[PoliticsBabe🇵🇸 @Bellhookschild]

I don't know why, but I can never comprehend she's that old in my mind she's still like in her 40s