Jaxson Dart Enjoyer

Shitposter. Heavily dabbles in the Giants and Mets

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

This offense is cool and all then you remember we have “Evan Neal” as the starting RT

[el Jefé @JefePil]

I would instantly get sucked in to next season if this happens

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

The Mets are good.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Ashley Schaeffer Vol @SchaefferVol]

😂

[. @J0nesToChina]

#TheyHatedLeekForTellingTheTruth

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

@fricyfire__ Giants dodged a bullet with monken

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Oh… oh my god Ronald

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

Genuinely God just be making people

[scat allah @imunreaI]

I Nutted on the bus today and 4 ppl turned around felt like I was on the voice

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

There’s gonna no baseball for a long ahh time 😭

[Francys Romero @FrancysRomero]

The 2026–27 international signing period is not expected to take place, according to multiple industry sources.

This and much more in The Insider at Beisbol FR.

https://t.co/7fnIzCSYRc

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“Women are the ոіggеrѕ of White people.”

[Humpherey “Hump” Bradford @humpbradford]

Thurs: TNF then go to bars
Fri: Golf and then go to bars
Sat: CFB all day and then bars
Sun: Hungover NFL all day
We really a couple weeks away from the greatest time of the year #lank

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

@fricyfire__ Basically, Dodgers owner Mark Walter is under a federal investigation for alleged financial fraud, involving billions of dollars in loans between insurance companies and other businesses he controls. Big money laundering

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

The Dodgers are so fucked

And FUCK YOU jeff passan you cuck

[George Jarjour @GeorgeOnTap]

Dodgers owner Mark Walter is under a federal investigation and a whole lot of pressure. He just sold the Lakers only 14 months after buying the Lakers, he is selling his shares in Chelsea FC, and well the pressure is mounting and rumors are swirling about the Dodgers. The one key component here is Shohei Ohtani who is owed still $680 million by the Dodgers and well most of the contract is deferred until the 2040s. These two facts belong together, because Ohtani does have the richest contract in sports history, and that contract is owned by an owner who is under federal investigation. Basically, Ohtani gave the Dodgers a loan and now it looks like he might have loaned the wrong man.

Let’s break down the money. Ohtani’s contract is worth around $700 million dollars but right now because of the contract’s structure most people do know he takes home around $2 million a year. The rest of that money? Well it’s going to according to his contract be paid out 2034 to 2043. But he’s not the only Dodger whose deal is structured this way. They owe a total of over $1 billion dollars to nine different players with the payments being deferred all the way out to 2047. We all know about the infamous Bobby Bonilla day for the Mets where they pay him every July (that just ended), well the Dodgers took Bobby Bonilla day, injected it in Barry Bonds steroids and built a championship roster on layaway. They get the superstars today, the rings today, and the bill is due in the 2040s.

But one thing about deferred money and sports contracts is kind of insane. It’s not secured. Many are saying that it was Ohtani’s own idea to defer the money so the team could build a winner around him. Now, that may be true, but the money is not secured. Unlike most loans, there is no collateral, he doesn’t have a personal guarantee on Dodger stadium or anything of that sort. All he has is a promise, and it looks like he trusted the wrong man. If something happens cash wise, Ohtani is just another creditor standing in line looking for his money.

And Walters seems to be in huge trouble. But there is one thing in Ohtani’s contract that many people are missing. He has a “key-man” clause. If Walters sells the Dodgers (whether by choice or force) or if their executive Andrew Freidman leaves, Ohtani has the option to opt out of the rest of his contract. Which is funny, he wasn’t trusting the Dodgers franchise, he was trusting Walters himself. And Ohtani has said he would not opt out, but when facts change, opinions can too.

So if Walter has to sell, Ohtani basically can overnight become a free agent. And with an impending lockout and Walter needing cash, I think he might have to sell. And there is a darker road to the Dodgers problems and that is bankruptcy which might seem far fetched for a pro sports franchise but the Dodgers did go bankrupt in 2011. And a team bankruptcy can ask the courts to reject a contract which basically makes the player an unsecured creditor fighting to get pennies back on his dollar. And Ohtani’s $680 million with ZERO collateral? That’s something that has no leverage in a courtroom.

Now none of this is a prediction, and this can all play out in Ohtani’s favor, and Walters may even keep the Dodgers. But sports structure always assumes one big thing. And that is the franchise owner is stable. And that seemed like a given with Walters as he was buying assets and spending money left and right. But it’s harder to believe when he is under investigation and selling everything he owns. Ohtani made a bet worth $680 million dollars that the people who run the Dodgers would be safe and good standing when he turns 40. Well, his money is riding on a promise and hope.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

The wife put my Peter Millar in the dryer

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

@JLas43_ Great tweet

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Every major MLB reporter with the dodgers and Mark Walter news

[yank2027wschamps @yank2025ws]

@Eli2Hof “find a way” ill bet my first three kids lives and all their childrens lives that you guys wont even sniff the playoffs. absolute joke of a franchise. not even sure how theres a fanbase for a franchise just as fucking dysfunctional as this one. absolutely preposterous. fuck u

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

Need to hear this in October. Find a way Mets

[Dan Bartels @DanBartels2]

Beat It is the new Trumpets. Chills at Citi.

[davepalant4rd @Dave_Sheraton]

@BookitWithTrent I got my Brown Nabers Laported.

[Jaxson Dart Enjoyer @Eli2Hof]

Its so over for the league we’re back

[New York Mets @Mets]

OMG!

Jose "Candelita" Iglesias is throwing the first pitch tonight before he hits the Broadway stage in Buena Vista Social Club! 🎤

[AF Replays @afreplays]

Nick Fuentes on why Christianity isn’t for simps and why Christians should understand female nature better than anyone.

“Proverbs is filled with verses saying that it’s better if you die than to have a b*tch of a wife.” 🤣 (Proverbs 21:19)