Lecturer to class rep: "give this material out for 300 naira"
Class rep to students: "material for sale 500 naira"
Student to mum: "mummy I need 5k for material"
Mum to dad: "Honey I need 20k for the kids school stuff"
Corruption:
@asikiyageorge54 @smartfulnex I invited her friend over to get movies and we thought she'd be cool with it, but she wasn't. She called the girl a whore and I stood up for her (her friend). Clearly she thought we did something that day, but we didnt and I sent her videos thinking I could be trusted. No secrets
In 2015 I met this very beautiful girl on Twitter.
We blended so well on the TL.
Chemistry was on point so I slid into her DM.
Today makes 2 years that she hasn't replied my DM.
Yo as soon as Apple started naming phones with letters, things have been getting more hectic. They came out with the iPhone, “SE” then they came out with the IPhone “X”. Put it all together what does that spell? SEX. And the forbidden fruit??? That’s why they’re called...APPLE...
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.