Alviiin J.

#MUFC. Music.

[Alviiin J. @Elijah_Mathew]

When there's light and you want to charge your phone, then they take it immediately.

[$UPER$TAR$TRAFF @STRAFFITTI]

ZERO SAFETY, WHEN IT DROPS PLEASE LISTEN IN A REFRIGERATOR. TELL A FRIEND TODAY, GREASEEE!!
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PROD.BY : @_GCL3F @REMYBAGGINS
ART BY : STRAFF

[CHO @Chidubem_OH]

Lecturer to class rep:   "give this material out for 300 naira"

Class rep to students:   "material for sale 500 naira"

Student to mum:   "mummy I need 5k for material"

Mum to dad:   "Honey I need 20k for the kids school stuff"

Corruption:

[Alviiin J. @Elijah_Mathew]

@asikiyageorge54 @smartfulnex I invited her friend over to get movies and we thought she'd be cool with it, but she wasn't. She called the girl a whore and I stood up for her (her friend). Clearly she thought we did something that day, but we didnt and I sent her videos thinking I could be trusted. No secrets

[Mwes M Drew™ @_mwes]

Nigerians are unstoppable 😂😂😂

[Eugene Nyavor @eugene_nyavor]

Michael Dapaah Attempts To Break The Internet Again With New Freestyle

[Miki @miki_mikss]

https://t.co/QIbVOR0k1p. Guys please check out the lyrics to my new song on genius. Leave a note, be interactive. Please retweet🙏🏾

[Alviiin J. @Elijah_Mathew]

Once I switch up, lol.

[Plangkat @peekaymila]

In 2015 I met this very beautiful girl on Twitter.

We blended so well on the TL.

Chemistry was on point so I slid into her DM.

Today makes 2 years that she hasn't replied my DM.

[O @odunsitheengine]

your babe is leaving you and coming to lagos this december and you’re saying “id miss you babe” kuku just take a break, resume in january.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Haters hate but they listen and pay attention and that’s a Fact

[D. @gxdofsins]

Yo as soon as Apple started naming phones with letters, things have been getting more hectic. They came out with the iPhone, “SE” then they came out with the IPhone “X”. Put it all together what does that spell? SEX. And the forbidden fruit??? That’s why they’re called...APPLE...

[Only Hip Hop Facts @OnlyHipHopFacts]

24 years ago today, Snoop Dogg released Doggystyle.

[MUFC Songs & Chants™ @MufcSongs]

5 yr old Oliver’s first ever Manchester United Match

This was his reaction to Martial scoring

#Mufc #YoungReds #Martial

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Alviiin J. @Elijah_Mathew]

Fiends 💉