Used to get drunk and bootycall idiots. Now I get drunk and tell my friends I love them and then tweet/text about LOTR, particularly their interpersonal relationships and plot holes #growingup
Unacceptable weeknight hobbies: drinking margaritas and debating the correct pronounciation of Wednesday and then remixing sexist songs with the word dick to objectify men.
#Lifehack: press snooze then snuggle into your significant other, then let out a bloodcurdling scream as your icy cold iPhone touches your bare skin, waking you both up with a shock โบ๏ธ
#lifehack: set your alarm for half an hour before you need to get up for work, therefore enjoying 80 minutes of snoozing before stumbling out of bed and running there anyway.