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Excess in moderation.

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@Austen Continuing to have the worst takes on the internet

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@LUFC1992_v2 Angelos. Please don’t take any other rec seriously. I did a cheesesteak and dive bar crawl there and few years ago and I think of that sandwich like men think of the Roman Empire.

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@mattkeel Loving all of it!!! Don’t be a hater 😘

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LETS GO!!!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣🗣 WHY NOT US

Let’s GOOOOOOO

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@LONTDC1 💁🏻‍♀️🎶

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@juicyjhomie @bschaeffer12 Cool

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@dgoold Ha! The worst person in business and baseball I ever worked with is getting rewarded? Good luck

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

The Nats are quickly approaching the “no, we didn’t expect to be in the playoff race, but we’re about to hack off the other 20 guys in the clubhouse if we don’t improve this bullpen, rapidly” stage of the season.

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@EBJunkies Taboni is a nice guy, enjoy the segments, but I hope he didn’t sleep a wink.

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@The_Ryan_Shull Or James Wood! Hello

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@FoxNews Sleepy Don

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Rescued some German World Cup tourists in Miami

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@CWSShotBoard @WVUBaseball @OleMissBSB We all hate you after what happened with @PatMcAfeeShow

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@lmtfitts @fiago7 Agree, go west and end in San Francisco

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@moorehn I’ve lived in a transplant city for over a decade and I very much love the home team.

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@JunksRadio influenced

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@mattkeel He’s been clean for 8 years. And I was half joking, but he’s been winning at twitter this week.
I’m out on Platner.

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I’d vote for him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@mattkeel Hunter B or Trump?