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[eh2460 @elliehouser]

@badboychadhoy little Maisie loves u

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

[my son walks in the house late, eyes red]

me, concerned: son.... have you been freeing your mind at night again

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

nobody:
the camera man in maury:

[eh2460 @elliehouser]

@wiIdfeeIs

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

if you’re reading this i want you to know you’re loved more than you will ever know. dark times wont survive. love & help others. be the best you can be. go out of your way to help others! love you

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

“don’t touch the food i saved”

me in the kitchen when they fall asleep:

[grain. death? @grain_death]

gonna start a cult whose whole thing is just being concerningly into sabra hummus

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

my self esteem when i see a picture taken of me without me knowing

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

me drunk as fuck talking to my uber driver at 3 am

[taylor @taylormalone]

so my brother makes tiktoks and i think he’s a comedic genius

[eh2460 @elliehouser]

@sopharitsalrght wow. Beautiful

[eh2460 @elliehouser]

@BernardDent2

[Khadi Don @KhadiDon]

Me: Can I get a McFlurry?

Mcondalds: Our machine is down.

Me:

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Haven't we gone over this?

Self-made: Having succeeded in life unaided.

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