Lisa J

Fantasy author. Twitch Streamer. Three-time 2-Count Kickout Twitter Champion. Forever an Alex Trebek stan.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

"I wrote a book"
-neat, I guess
-lots of people have
-kinda pretentious

"I created something out of nothing"
-now we're talking
-ominous af
-implied godhood

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@netflix app just tried to blame our internet for the buffering of the #tysonvpaul stream. Nice try, Netflix, I won't be gaslit that easily.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@Chrysler We literally just paid off the dealership LAST WEEK for the cost they charged to fix this exact same issue.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

This photo brought to you by the makers of the 2019 @Chrysler Pacifica for putting in an auxiliary battery for a feature we hate using, and when that battery dies, the main battery dies and we need to tow it to the dealership. This is the second time in a year this has happened.

[TeamSunWolf @TeamSunWolf]

TeamSunWolf now has a Discord channel! Come hang out with us as we grow the community and hang out on and off stream.

https://t.co/pU4Ex2EYU0

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@sundownmotel overrated

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@cmagdaleno The second I started being a touch kinder to myself, the writing got easier.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

Everyone needs to watch Doom Patrol

cc: @boredgamelad

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@roxiqt "But if they don't come into the office, how will I micromanage them?? 😭"

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

I could honestly do a whole series about how 60s/70s revolutionary and political lyrics STILL APPLY TODAY (and i just may)

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

I will never absolutely ever get over the fact that Bob Dylan, one of the most prolific songwriters of the baby boomer era, wrote "The Times They Are A-Changin'" almost 60 years ago and that whole generation now has the audacity to think the lyrics don't presently apply to them.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

See also: David Bowie's "Changes"

And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

Yearly reminder that John Lennon wrote the better Christmas song of the two of them and no, I will not field any arguments otherwise.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@b3OC Robb Nen's rotator cuff didn't deserve what happened to it

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@b3OC Few men are hated in my Giants fan household more than Dusty Baker.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@boredgamelad

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

Nobody tell my dad that my most popular tweet on this website is Dodger-related. He's 71 years old and just had surgery.

[Lisa J @ElsieBWriter]

@tylerlauletta