"I wrote a book"
-neat, I guess
-lots of people have
-kinda pretentious
"I created something out of nothing"
-now we're talking
-ominous af
-implied godhood
This photo brought to you by the makers of the 2019 @Chrysler Pacifica for putting in an auxiliary battery for a feature we hate using, and when that battery dies, the main battery dies and we need to tow it to the dealership. This is the second time in a year this has happened.
I will never absolutely ever get over the fact that Bob Dylan, one of the most prolific songwriters of the baby boomer era, wrote "The Times They Are A-Changin'" almost 60 years ago and that whole generation now has the audacity to think the lyrics don't presently apply to them.
See also: David Bowie's "Changes"
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through