emily

[emily @em_gauts]

as i sit on my couch staring at the 3 tiny gourds i bought last weekend i ponder whether i will ever have a single unique thought

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[emily @em_gauts]

getting my nails done just to hold someone's hand

[emily @em_gauts]

found a different cow pasture today with even more cows and closer viewpoints, beginning to think this might just be a cow fan account now

[emily @em_gauts]

sometimes i miss my student house washing machine... it barely worked and it sounded like it was gonna take flight, but at least it was in unit

[emily @em_gauts]

quality of life has been significantly improved by going to see cows on a daily basis

[emily @em_gauts]

why are sunburns embarrassing ?

[emily @em_gauts]

got my second dose today but the lady directing people also called me sir by accident, so i will be thinking about that for the next two weeks

[emily @em_gauts]

in case anyone's wondering, this is the imdb photo of the concierge from the lizzie mcguire movie

[emily @em_gauts]

i was compared to the flannel candle from bath and body works tonight

[emily @em_gauts]

why does waiting for the dentist's chair to fully recline feel so dehumanizing

[emily @em_gauts]

@pinty_fresh and the world thanks you for it

[m @skellysuit]

if you listen to phoebe bridgers the vaccine should worry about what’s inside you

[emily @em_gauts]

if anyone needs me i'll be fattening myself up with every recipe from this

[emily @em_gauts]

brb just on my midnight stroll to force my dog to hang out with me

[emily @em_gauts]

looking at candlestick holders and had the genuine thought that it would be good if i needed to walk around the house at night, so i guess i'm now an old victorian lady

[emily @em_gauts]

hear me out... spiked fruitopia

[emily @em_gauts]

people just don't wistfully look into the distance like they used to

[emily @em_gauts]

considering doing a masters just so I can keep the student discount on spotify

[emily @em_gauts]

as a kid i really thought having to run on marbles was gonna be a much bigger problem in my life

[emily @em_gauts]

mentally i wish i were where billie lourd in booksmart is