Emma Helleur

Long time listener, first time caller. I wonder how many cats I can fit in my bedroom before it gets weird

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TikTok is just “omg look at this hack” and then the user going on to show exactly what the product was made to do…….

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From today or in 3 years?

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She’s ready #4daystillsettlement

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I’m old enough to remember when all the businesses were using the same canva template and we all thought that was bad.

Plz stop with the AI generated posters. We can tell.

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All the news sites are running the “how much money should be in your Kiwisaver” and I’ve just emptied mine 🙃

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@KoroTeeps Did Japan last year. Incredible. Highly recommend

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@slow_tri_guy July. Which seems to be the month of choice for them to cancel flights lol

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At this stage I feel like I’m just patiently waiting for AirNZ to cancel my flight

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I can’t imagine the grief that Dame Lynda Topp is going through. She hasn’t lost a sibling, she’s lost the other half of herself :(
Someone she’s had, and built her whole life around.

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Bought my cat a house with excellent bird-watching opportunities

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Anyone bought furniture from Trade Depot or have any reckons?

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Mum

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@Atomic_Moog Also I’m going to offer you much much less than what you’re advertising it for. And nerve really to your message

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Is there anything more infuriating than trying to sell something on Facebook marketplace

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When’s the lockdown? I’m tired

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Just a girl and her cat chasing a moth in my bedroom at 11:30pm because it’s annoying us

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The most delightful thing in the world is when your toddler niece FaceTimes you to jump on the trampoline with them.

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Have you ever thought “I sleep too much?” Get a cat

Have you ever thought “I have too much personal space”?
Get a cat

Have you ever thought “I wish I could be bossed around by 5kg of fluff”
Get a cat.

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Hey so WTF is carrot leg??

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@pinkstephness It’s step number 1 in the offender playbook “pretend you’re now a man of god and present the bible”