Emmi

Aussie Brit writer of songs and lover of whiskey.

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“But are there monkeys in the Arctic?”

@brasstracks

Incredible

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Maybe you’re not going backwards.

Maybe you’re just an arrow being pulled back, ready to fly.

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Behold, your favourite new spooky season playlist addition

#Drum 🔮

https://t.co/yrtPPau75h

(Based on the 3 #witches of #Macbeth )

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@brasstracks Armpit. Highly not recommend. That’ll teach me for putting my hands in the air like I just didn’t care. You too Brass.

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“A ukulele is a shortcut to a mental breakdown.” - @emmimusic

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@BlackholeQuasar I still do them religiously. It’s a 3 today!

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I don’t know if this is a thing everyone already knew/reps confirmed and I’m just late but it just hit me…

THE WHOLE #HalftimeShow WAS A BIG CONCEPTION PARTY RIGHT?

Like #Rihanna was the pink egg?
And all her dancers were the sperm?

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Popped into a bar to tune in. Absolutely no one was here for the football. #rhi

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@CaitoGrace The joy is mine 💕

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Apparently water-buffalo are afraid of storms. So as soon as they see clouds forming, they have evolved to charge the oncoming storm headfirst. They know if they run away the storm will inevitably catch up with them & follow them. Charging gets them to the other side the fastest.

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@BBC6Music Details in the Fabric - Jason Mraz

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@brasstracks It’d be rude not to

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@brasstracks Naur

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Happy June

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A pidgeon’s wings just flapped on my head.

I’d now like a new head.

Thank you.

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Why do we say

“Have their cake and eat it too”

… like that’s a bad thing?

What psychopath is out there having their cake and not eating it?

This is where me and Marie Antoinette align on our views…

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@PopulationSwift I don’t know… I’m confused myself tbh

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Just Die Once 🗡 is OUT NOW ✨

If you like to take your existential dread dancing… hit play!

https://t.co/Vd8G43TTNI

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The sign on this carousel horse changes all the time and it’s always glorious…

Last time I got closer and it just read “what an absolute shit show”

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@jonythemoony Thank you and thank you

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My little sister lost the love of her life on the road.

And now we are getting behind the cause of making some urgent and necessary reforms to road law.

Please sign this petition.
It takes 10 seconds.
And you can sign from anywhere…

https://t.co/P1k7epKXZN

Thank you 🙏🏻