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🇲🇽 | @collectpure

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We’re hiring engineers at @collectpure

Series A, $ 650M+ processed

building infrastructure for high value assets starting with precious metals and rare coins

team of 11 including 2 engineers - high ownership

you’ll be working on:
- orderbooks and matching systems
- payments, ledgers, reconciliation
- postgres scaling and data integrity

we’re going deeper into:
- custody and asset infrastructure
- ledger systems, auditability, immutability
- systems handling real customer assets

you’ll work directly on core systems and ship quickly
looking for people with speed, taste, and high agency

LA or remote

if this sounds interesting or if someone comes to mind please reach out

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Calling a board meeting to discuss how I can recover after this loss 🇲🇽💔

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How it feels when someone calls themselves a sneaker dev in 2026

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@imtomcurry Will be in SF in August, perhaps I’ll see you guys out there 🫡

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@imtomcurry Nope we’re in LA!

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@HORHEAD_Sales $800

[Slash @slashapp]

In the wake of the devastating earthquake in Venezuela, we’re supporting @yummy_vzla’s relief efforts to get food, medical supplies, and assistance to the people who need it most.

Slash will match 25% of donations, up to $100,000.

If you’re able, please consider donating: https://t.co/Be1pZb4vSh

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Traded some dodger luffy’s for these… how did I do?

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@hiiinternet Chrome hearts cemetery belt

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We’re hiring engineers at @collectpure

Series A, $ 650M+ processed

building infrastructure for high value assets starting with precious metals and rare coins

team of 11 including 2 engineers - high ownership

you’ll be working on:
- orderbooks and matching systems
- payments, ledgers, reconciliation
- postgres scaling and data integrity

we’re going deeper into:
- custody and asset infrastructure
- ledger systems, auditability, immutability
- systems handling real customer assets

you’ll work directly on core systems and ship quickly
looking for people with speed, taste, and high agency

LA or remote

if this sounds interesting or if someone comes to mind please reach out

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There's no way OpenAI doesn't aquire these guys.

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

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The thought of card show vendors posting clips of me taking their embarrassingly low cash out offers haunts me 😭

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@davidgomes Yes

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wait... you did what?!

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@r_marked @jxnlco 😂😂

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reverse engineering with AI sucks 🙃

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@jxnlco Opus also didn’t wanna help but composer figured it out 😂

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We’re hiring cracked engineers to help us build a mini Fort Knox.

If that’s you, or you know someone who’d be perfect, reply or DM me.

Refer someone we hire and we’ll send you a gold bar!

RTs appreciated.

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@JiayiMiao4 Agreed

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@masonwarner @slashapp @albTian Thats a good perk lol I give our employees haircuts whenever they need one 🤣