My Name is English

Former: Coast Guard BM. Cop. Federal Criminal Investigator.
Current: Wife. Mommy. Lawyer.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[۟ @meganswoo]

timeline cleanse.

[erika🌹😷 | on love island time 🏝️ @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[KB. @KevinBobby]

Ok walk with me, a sequel to ‘You, Me & Tuscany’….‘Me, You & Peru’

Same cast, doing a family vacation with some kind of comedic twist.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[Tatyana 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 @melanwisegirl]

This movie is on track to earn its money back for just the domestic market alone! A hit! And it’s not even fully internationally released yet!

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

That girl did not off herself!!!!

[MALIK. @MalikThaElite]

Halle don’t pop her shit nearly as much as she could.

[هدية @aminahsarchive]

there’s nothing more miserable than being around someone who thinks life is over at 25

[solé @layxsnv]

My car was on E so I put $20 in now it’s on E+

[HERVÉッ @imhrve]

FLO should’ve gotten KATSEYE’s slot for coachella… i said what i said

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

I don’t understand. Do you guys think the instacart shopper is just doing you a favor?

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

guy in the middle can still hug his kids tho

[thrift owens @ferg_JP]

do you understand the extent of the discourse you just conjured up?!

[F.A.T.E @Imaginethatfate]

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Even we have to agree with this.