Hannah

Sarcasm is Er00 wordified. I'm not a PvP kinda girl. I invert. I do not speak for or about my employer here. She/her or they/them.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

My god. This is it. The year of the Linux desktop.

[Hannah @Er0_0]

Name me a more AuDHD song pairing than Human Behaviour and Hyperballad. I'll wait.

[callie , 🏳️‍⚧️ @QalliCallie]

balatro fans be like yoooo this gameplay fire as hell

[Arbeitology @Arbeitologist]

At this point he was literally The Worst Lib Imaginable - who would have guessed he became one of the less annoying libs in the coming years

[Synekura Audio @synekura_audio]

Incredible job by the 1980s BBC who decided last minute they needed to quickly explain why Switched on Bach doesn't have Wendy's name on it

[Sex change] motion graphics

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

british christians will turn their churches into climbing walls, gyms, wetherspoons, a tapas bar, but god forbid you use the building to worship the same guy as the last people

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

my car is perfect in the event of a zombie apocalypse, a thing that is not real, and inconvenient in the case that i need to be rescued from a traffic accident, one of the leading causes of death in the US

[elliot @ECous24]

This has made my year, bunch of fucking losers

[Hannah @Er0_0]

@SzMarsupial It's sad though because the sparkles emoji was good 😭😭😭

[Working Class History @wrkclasshistory]

Just your periodic reminder that the Luddites were not opposed to technology as such. They destroyed machines as a tactic fighting for a better pay and conditions.

[Madeline Stephanie Thorson @MaddyThorson]

HRT destroys your bones! unless you're doing it to win at sports in which case it makes you unbeatable

[Dr. Simon Albright @PhysWiz]

Thames Water needs to pull itself up by its bootstraps and take responsibility for its life choices

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

When you have no idea what to do in a 90s point & click adventure game

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

I remember when this would’ve been an Onion article.