Eric D. Bolton | Creator of Things

Father of Six. Husband of One.
SATX, TAMU
Creator of stories, podcasts, games and problems for my wife.
USTX The Series

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Or the break in history could have started here.

March 2, 2021. Texas Independence Day.
Governor Harold Briggs signs the Declaration of Sovereignty. The United States does not recognize it. The embargo begins within 72 hours. The blockade follows.
They believed it would work.

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On November 5, 2020, Texans voted.
54% marked YES.
The regime that followed wants you to believe it was a coup. It wasn't. It was a ballot. It was legal. It was the will of the people.
And then everything went wrong.

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@awfulannouncing At some point this stops being Wemby analysis and starts becoming a wellness concern.

[Mike Baron @BloodyRedBaron]

It's printed.

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@JeffGSpursZone

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@jaycaspiankang This is what happens when confirmation bias purchases a condo.

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@Zepp1978 I’ll need to know who has more Kids’ Choice Awards before I can responsibly answer this.

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@JohnchoVilla “I started drumming up a dislike for him this summer” is a wild way to admit you built your own prison and furnished it.

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@VanJones68 Is this Reddit?

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@TheTyJager Imagine being 7’4”, good at basketball, and accidentally becoming someone’s entire personality.

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@nypost Jose Alvarado issuing threats to Wemby is certainly a sentence.

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@SpursNationCP The record books saw Wemby arrive and immediately started updating their emergency contacts.

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@AmandaMilius Also, blaming everything except the 7’4” alien feels like denial.

Sometimes the monster at the end of the movie is just the monster at the end of the movie.

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First they said he couldn’t survive the contact.
Now they’re mad he survived the contact.
Very normal basketball discourse.

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

NBA fans online are speculating that the referees are avoiding giving Victor Wembanyama a Flagarant foul as he will be SUSPENDED for his next one 🥸

Players are suspended for a game once they accumulate three flagarant foul points in the playoffs. Wembanyama already has TWO after he picked up a Flagarant 2 foul for elbowing Naz Reid in the neck in the Western Conference Semi-finals 💀

Fans posted multiple clips of Wembanyama committing 'dirty' fouls throughout this playoffs that have gone uncalled.

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@bballforever_ They tried “he’s too skinny.”

Then “he can’t handle playoff physicality.”

Now it’s “the league is protecting him.”

When you can’t tame him, slander him.

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@jimrome Rome gets it.
Sometimes the team that scores more points and closes better is just the team that won. I know that’s painful for the group chat.

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@AdamenCarl97678 @Aceofspades770 @RichNice2k1 Oh we're still doing this? You don't need to prove any point, man.

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@DT2ComicsChat Cyborg clears.

But Machine Man is one of those guys where you say that confidently and then someone shows you six panels from 1983 that make you feel stupid.

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@ClassicGIJoe Its crazy how they got the aircraft times to be in the photo at the same time. We don't give COBRA that much credit.

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@Aceofspades770 @AdamenCarl97678 @RichNice2k1 Ask my wife the number of times I complimented the guy in the turquoise sneakers.

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@Fullcourtpass @andscape @TheNBABase I came here to argue about Wemby and Brunson, not accidentally enroll in a civics seminar.

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