Erin M

sneaky brown-noser with a hidden agenda

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

Ashley Tisdale’s baby registry:

-towels imported from Turkey
-turkey imported from Maine

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

An uber driver has told me this exact story before

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

My chatty Uber driver “My first week picked up a drunk guy who told me to head to state street in Madison. So I drove to Wisconsin. He fell asleep. 2.5 hrs later we arrived. I woke him up. He said State & Madison street in Chicago I’ve only worked morning and afternoons since”.

[sofisticated fuck princess @verydumbgirl]

happy pride month to billy from school of rock. you were so fabulous even in the extremely homophobic year of 2003 and few among us could have been as brave

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

Yesterday on my five minute walk home from the nail salon I stopped at the grocery store :)

Sometimes I take the bus two miles to Costco :)

Other times I get Costco delivery :)

All options!

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

"You're telling me things are in walking distance in a walkable city!!?!?"

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Let’s be artifacts with mama

[Alis @alisha_hg]

Some of the responses on this are making it sound like popping into a Whole Foods for 10-15 min on your way home from work to pick up a bag of groceries for the next 2-3 days is some form of torture.

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

when I was a kid my dad always asked me “how was school? anybody throw up?”

much more fun and honestly high hit rate

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

………………I am ashamed to admit he’s so damn funny

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

I’m 11 years late but James Kennedy is the ugliest person alive #vpr

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

It’s crazy how Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again! is still the best movie ever made

[Brosh @MattBroshar]

We as a society need to respect the Wendy’s baked potato

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

A win is a win!

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Ann Sather is opening in Wicker Park this summer at the former Yolk space. https://t.co/7Gx7IZ3F7W

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

.@culvers hi I think you’d look great in Wicker Park Chicago in Yolk’s old spot on Division

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Rizo dances to “Bad Blood” by Taylor Swift. RIP Charlie #survivor50

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

First ever gay rat marriage (2019)

[Rats @LegalizeRats]

First ever rat marriage (1948)

[Joe Van Winkle @JoeKnowsKC]

Through 16 home games, the #Royals have provided fans with free meals from @hawaiianbros 7 times (on pace for 35). Here’s how many times they provided fans with free donuts during the Krispy Kreme promo:

2003: 27x (324 🍩)
2004: 14x (168 🍩)
2005: 19x (228 🍩)
2006: 20x (240 🍩)

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

that young man covered an UNPRECEDENTED amount of surface area unlike anything we've seen in the Spirit Tunnel. thank goodness his dad left us a little of him before he left, Jason Ritter please never change 🥹😭

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

I like to check out cookbooks from the library on my phone to avoid popups and ads :)

[☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️ @CatholicCharm]

POV: you clicked on a recipe link on Pinterest

[megan💤 @blondedFLEUR]

accidentally ruining the vibe of the dinner bc my friend’s husband said it would be easier to raise a boy than a girl….oops

[irix ❤️‍🔥 @queerbobdylan]

bob dylan fans in 1965: