Eshaan Akbar

🎤 “Alleged comedian”, social media 2014-Present 📺 @sexeducation🎙#noncensored⚽️ @manutd 📞 @bluebook_am

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@JaneyGodley Sending you all my love, pal x

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Yo @AskPlayStation why is cancelling a pre-order so bloody hard. Your online agent keeps disappearing on me

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I don't use twitter much except to post stuff about my work:

#justiceforeshaan on #celebritymasterchef; my scallops and scotch egg was great, I made actual street food and lost out to pies (not street food) and a fruit kebab.

Also, dal puri is made with the same dough in 🇧🇩

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Are there more fat men or women in the world?

This and more musings on my Patreon-only podcast OnlyShaans

£1 for the first 500...!

https://t.co/0qAwLe85DA

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I have launched a Patreon!

With it, sees the launch of:

- a new weekly podcast
- a quarterly supper club
- early access to various bits and pieces!

Sign up here:

https://t.co/X2yyvV6cP1

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@PeteLongworth Oh it landed they just weren't mic's

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THIS IS MY CUNCHREE

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Do you know what hygiene is like in a restaurant?

Watch episode 3 of Hands Down with the brilliant @TattyMacleod right here: https://t.co/YcrOyHZpyn

#handsdownshow

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Do you eat soup?!

Episode 3 of #handsdownshow with the amazing @TattyMacleod is LIVE now on YouTube only!

Check it out: https://t.co/YEvBPeYEe4

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Balle balle

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Hello @EdFringe goers 👋🏽

I am taking TWO shows to this year’s Fringe, and I’d love you to come and check ‘em out.

Stand up (ahead of new Autumn tour):
Before Eight, The Hive, 13-25 Aug, 13.25

Play:
Pali & Jay’s, Assembly George Square, 2-25 Aug, 20.00 (75mins)

See you there!

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Have you ever been called a coconut?

Watch the full episode of #handsdownshow with @Sathnam only on YouTube:

https://t.co/TwTVtzvkx9

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What are you weird food combinations?!

Head over to YouTube to see the full episode with me and @Sathnam @JikoniLondon right now!

https://t.co/kp23nq0FGI

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All culture is appropriation!

Episode 2 of Hands Down premieres tonight at 6pm only on YouTube!

Subscribe now so you don't miss out: https://t.co/Ckc8QxM5Q8

#handsdownshow

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@timhcwineguy @Sathnam @cookinboots @JikoniLondon @TheNightcap_Pod 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Episode 2 of Hands Down with @Sathnam and @cookinboots at the stupendous @JikoniLondon is out tomorrow on YouTube

Go and subscribe so you don't miss it!

https://t.co/HTNQDWRPbE

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I'm trying to show love to my regular supporters with exclusive content that is only reserved for you and no one else

Shoot me over some ideas of what you'd like to see/hear from me that you don't already x

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QUICKFIRE QUESTIONS with @Dishoom co-founder Kavi Thakrar

Watch the full episode of #handsdownshow on YouTube now!

https://t.co/bNXyjF1ST3

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How to eat rice with your hands!

Episode 1 of Hands Down is out now on YouTube

Watch here: https://t.co/gTD8PI9msP

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Can @Dishoom convert me into enjoying Okra?

Episode 1 of Hands Down PREMIERES tonight on YouTube at 8pm

Head over to https://t.co/mHf3KsnJ7O to subscribe!

#handsdownshow

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Hands Down

My new YouTube Show showcasing foods that are best enjoyed eaten with hands

Out on 17 July!

Subscribe to YouTube now: https://t.co/26Xn1pJtgi