𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫

𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓷... 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽

[Princess Pear @jkropps]

Gossip is the Devil's telephone, just hang up - Moira Rose

[Doc Johnny Fever🎙 @NikiMarinis]

No, I can't tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

[SaltyBitch @TheDrunkGatsby]

Not now kitten, daddy's in the middle of a mental breakdown

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @iluvtacos0822]

My current self is mad at my earlier self for not buying beer because now I want one and don’t have any.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The best way to get me to agree with you is to be attractive.

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

Doesn't matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Just so you know, it's almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

[𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach]

Boo motherfucker

[Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘 @happymilly1]

Don't think you know what is going on with someone based on tweets. We wear masks here too...

[𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach]

Some people are just worth it

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Dressed up as a football player for Halloween in the hope of someone holding me.

[Sweet Pie @pie_how]

Daylight savings is still stupid and I hate it.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I will not hesitate to call the cops on anyone giving out black licorice for Halloween.

[Ř₳Ř€ ♡ ྀ @WhiteRoses_11]

We were two disasters trying to become a miracle.

[𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach]

Can't, in trouble for forgetting her birthday

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 @Deliriousbastrd]

I got you on my fucking mind...

[🖤🌻Kris my ass🌻🖤 @gymlifeanimal]

Your worth is non-fucking negotiable 🤌🏻🖤💋

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

you will always be my 11:11 wish.