Michael Carey

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

Listen Up! If you sell on eBay and your fingers are fat, you know who you are, go here now: http://wibi.us/ditI0B

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

Who the fuck are you and why are you looking at me like that?

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

@Fifthpocket Go naked!

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

With no followers, I can say anything I want without insulting anyone, other than myself and I don't count. Even my therapist tells me that.

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

Nearly hit by an unidentified flying twit (how do I know it was a twit if unidentified?) Because (s)he nearly hit me. Damn twit.

[Michael Carey @Exstream]

Please to know that Exstream is not my ex pissing in the wind. Offended? Get lost or get hip. Get, get, Gettleman (beer).