—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ —

— @callmegodga
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ƓⱤⰙⱲ Ɓ𐤠ƇƘ ƳⰙꓴⱤ ⳜǶ𐤠ⱤꝒƸⳜƬ ƬƸƸƬǶ, ƳⰙꓴ ƘƝⰙⱲ 𐒄Ƴ ƊƸⳜƖⱤƸ❞ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ Stressed out Omniscient Heavenly Father!

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠᅠ† ᵎ!ᵎ 𝛵𝜆𝜀 𝛣𝑖𝑔 𝛣𝜃𝑠𝑠 𝜃𝑓 𝛨𝜀𝛼𝜈𝜀𝜂 𝛨𝑖𝑚𝑠𝜀𝜄𝑓 ᵎ!ᵎ †

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° We do not have angry bees in Heaven, why are they harming you? °𓁹

[ᗩᗷᗴᒪ @SecondSonAbel]

Oh, no, I meant not disrespect, um, sir! I'm gonna be murdered by bees!

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Everyone is ungrounded, I found my diet Dr Pepper!

Blessed day everyone! °𓁹

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° All of Heaven is grounded until further notice °𓁹

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° All of Heaven is grounded until further notice °𓁹

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° EXCUSE ME?! MY SON WAS MURDERED, HE WASN'T CAMPING FOR THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS °𓁹

[ᗩᗷᗴᒪ @SecondSonAbel]

Not again... I had to sleep outside for 3 days and 3 nights... LIKE JESUS.

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° DARLING.

But yes, we love grandchildren, lots of them! °𓁹

[⋆┊✩.𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔯 ✫ ┊⋆ ✯. • ° @callmegodga]

As long as grandchildren are provided. 😌

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° My Children, it brings me glee to celebrate the LGBTQ+ members of Heaven this month! Contrary to certain humanity beliefs: I Love You All, there is no hate in my heart for you and you will always have family here that loves you dearly.

Now begin celebrating, be proud! °𓁹

[ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ'ꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ( ɴᴏ , ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ! ) @HeavensBestVox]

𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍 — ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙸 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 .

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° That cat is the creation of the Devil himself! Literally. °𓁹

[♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.✴ 🌈 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝑒 🌈 ✴♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ. @WelcomeS1nners]

...."come on. She's just a baby"

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° ............................ yes. Now I remember why you are on the list. °𓁹

[𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 @OceanSizedEgo]

I only use your name when shit feels REALLY good so it's like — oh my god thank you for this fantastic orgasm tonight , stuff like that !

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Do not be silly! Of course I keep lists! I have my Holy Filing Cabinet, too! °𓁹

「 ✦ Holy Filing cabinet!✦」

𓁹° I thought it was good to share the list, to show sinners/hellborns alike that even I can change and show mercy upon their souls even if they ticked me off °𓁹

[𝕴𝖓 𝕲𝕺𝕯'𝕾 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖊 @OrdoSeraphicus]

but you shouldn't share the smite l—— I was not even aware you HAD a smite list!

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Trying to be less 'do as I say and not as I do' and more practice in what I teach. I have taken advice from an incredibly brilliant Seraphim and I shall be smiting less and more... redirecting to... redemption?

But let's take one more gander at the list for fun!! °𓁹

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Lucifer, if I wanted you dead I would have done so with a snap. If I wanted you dead I would have allowed Michael to finish the job.

No. I simply do not wish you dead. °𓁹

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

No, it's cos you hate me and you want me dead.

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Last chance before you find yourself with the same fate as Lucifer. °𓁹

[📯🪽Gabriella Horningstar~🩷💙💜 @XterminateNBlow]

Grooooannnn.

"One more chance, okay?"

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° Correcting me is a sin, double smite for you. Thou shall not correct God for it is bad vibes °𓁹

[Eꫀlꪻꫝꪖꪀ 💙🩷💜 @InEelsweTrust]

".... I was the sick child " deadpan

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° That damned Shark Boy Summer song is stuck in my head again... °𓁹

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° I don't normally smite hellborns, but it seems you may have used my name in vain or something of that sort °𓁹

[𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 @OceanSizedEgo]

woah woah woah hold on what i do 😔

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° No. °𓁹

[𝓥𝓸𝔁 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓥𝓟𝓪𝓭 @VPadOverlord]

listen , smite me all you want , but remove blitzø outta this one —

[—ӇЄѦѴЄЙГѰ БѲϨϨ — @ExaltedEyez]

𓁹° It is because I am God and you are not. Hope that helps! °𓁹

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

Huh, so when YOU do it it's okay 🙄🙄🙄