Bridget

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

people aren’t happy just being racist anymore. they’ve also gotta believe a bunch of stupid shit about nutrition

[Bridget @explicitbridget]

@k_mosbrucker Well when the judge’s ex is Sharif Street, I guess this outcome shouldn’t be a surprise

[Bridget @explicitbridget]

@k_mosbrucker City employees really appreciate you relaying what’s happening!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry bro, we gotta do what the sign says, i really don’t want to get in trouble

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Lol I’ve never actually clicked on the video and heard the music

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I had to attend the Danelo Cavalcante press conference because I knew no one else would ask the questions that needed to be asked. Also, they were very polite in asking me to leave.

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has just fallen down the stairs at Burning Man

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

Was at Target today and this woman came over to the tech desk holding this book and said “are you gonna address this? Because I will. I’m gonna get this Target shut down.”

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

The SAG strike is in Philly today.

Abbott Elementary stars Sheryl Lee Ralph and Lisa Ann Walter are expected to join the protest in LOVE Park at 11:30 a.m.

We'll have live updates all day. Follow along 👇 https://t.co/MAh4EnzZ3w

[latke @latkedelrey]

i found it. the most important video of all time

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

As a kid the stereotype of librarians was that they were priggish frigid old ladies but today when I hear someone is a librarian I picture a polyamorous woman with 4 lovers and 3 Reddit accounts

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

She kinda looks like she’s about to unionize a Starbucks