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Good thing I rocked Netflix and the Movies/TVShows that I have on Apple TV rather than rely on Comcast for amusement while sick.

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Bedtime. Tomorrow Comcast's plot to charge outrageous rates and f over poor bastards that don't have access to Fios or DirectTV continues

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@podes881 #inaperfectworld we would have ripped you off for at least $1400 in movies you never ordered! #comcast

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@ComcastBonnie Don't think its a ToS violation to satire an evil corp by engaging in a public dialogue w/ MY fellow angry customers

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@billypeksa CWF!!! That makes me so proud. Ur local comcast techs are already working on ensuring that you have a double CWF next week!

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@emperortux You are assuming that we actually know what a "port" is... Why are we blocking your ship?

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@Bruha22 for that Tweet your service will now go out once a week and during all major sporting events.

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@hb12 We don't want you to be able to find your local Comcast office Would you like it if people could just view your business on a map?

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@robstadler Yup and we send your company a report of all the porn you watch at home too! #comcastisevil

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@MarisaCarter shhh! Don't tell anyone! For your troubles I've taken the liberty of giving you a $.01 credit to you account.

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HA If only PETA knew that @ComcastBill and I encourage our techs to run over puppies on the way to our "service" calls. Obama got nothin

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@dbaishya ~15 hrs? Clearly our techs were working too hard. DM me with who they were and I'll fire them. 15 hrs is too fast.

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@ComcastBonnie Can you hire a more incompetent group of local call center reps and techs than the last group? Last group was pretty retarded

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Plotting with @comcastcares how we can use social media to give the appearance we give a fuck about our customers #comcast