Austin Moorhead

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

Map of the Americas by Diego Ribero (1529)

[Eli Mernit @mernit]

texting my gf like fable 5

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@proverbs_14_23 @KishonFisherman How do you square this with the pretty obvious lack of empathy from leftist women for conservatives / Republicans / MAGA (and as a specific example, Charlie Kirk)? Seems to me an artifact of study design (ie, who the hell cares about card games? Men do.)

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@facetedcarapace @scrumble_eggs 👎

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

What the Mexico fans haven't appreciated is that raining down a chorus of boos is just going to make Jordan Pickford feel at home.

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@MrBeast 17,760,000 pennies

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Follow the money on this one. It is rotten to the core.

The Pentagon just lent $620,000,000 to a tiny North Carolina startup called Vulcan Elements. The company is two years old.

It had fewer than 50 employees.

And three months before the deal was announced, Donald Trump Jr.’s venture firm quietly took a stake in it.

Here is the part the administration tried to bury.

Of the dozens of companies the Pentagon was weighing, Vulcan was the only deal initiated by a top White House aide. That aide was Peter Navarro, a close friend of Trump Jr. The order came down to move fast.

One official put it plainly: The call came from the White House. We have to get this done.

Staff worked late nights to push it through in weeks. Deals like this normally take many months of vetting. And when it closed, Vulcan’s valuation jumped from about 200 million dollars to roughly 2 billion.

A windfall for the investors, including the president’s son.

This is public money. Your money.

Routed through the Pentagon to enrich the president’s family and their friends. The Bush administration’s own chief ethics lawyer called it corruption we pay for.

And there is more coming.

A drone parts company Trump Jr. holds a stake in is also under Pentagon review.

This is not a one-off. It is a pattern. The president’s family is treating the federal Treasury like a private bank, and the bill lands on every taxpayer.

https://t.co/4kB1cZNmlE

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@mbrown_co A hug works too! You can’t take a hug, you can give or receive.

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@dwarkesh_sp Eric Cline about the collapse of civilization in 1177 bc

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@ruth_hook_ What mean?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

im terribly sorry but there was a mistake during surgery and your body has been fused with an evil garbage truck and the only way to fix it is to win the twisted metal tournament, your handling is 2 and your armour is 5

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@KylePorterNS @DataGolf How good was the field that Tiger played against versus what Rory has played against?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I never read my mail. If it's important enough they will call me, or eventually send someone armed to take me out.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@Howlingmutant0 @ElizabethHolmes This response needs to be gayer or more rapey

[Austin Moorhead @FB29]

@SawyerMerritt The burger and fries are good here. Also the fried chicken sandwich.