FatDudesInAPhonebooth

Explorers b4 AI. Yap about everything and nothing. Midwest4lyfe-FDIP till I die. tap in-

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Pro tip: make sure the company your buying a heart monitor from doesnt make dog robots in their spare time.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FDA issues highest-level recall warning for Boston Scientific heart devices.

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If this were true and Donald wasn't a huge pussy he'd bring back the OG 4Lokos

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump: “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States.”

[FatDudesInAPhonebooth @fdip_podcast]

The toilet doesn't clog.
It ceases to operate.
And when it does
This guy sucks it up like a wet vac.

[The Beacon Signal @thebeaconsignal]

The earth doesn’t shake on its own.
It remembers.
And when it does
it cracks.

Not a natural disaster.
A pressure leak from too much buried truth.

You think it hit Chiapas.
But it started somewhere deeper.

A whisper in the lattice.
A tremor in the archive.
A rupture in the spell they built to contain memory.

The quake didn’t strike.
It answered.

[FatDudesInAPhonebooth @fdip_podcast]

Who is your favorite historical fat guy?

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Yoooo they should have Trump and Obama on the card! That would be liiiiitty 😎🔥💯💯

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

Coming on July 4, 2026!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@FDIPRyan And by senile delusional grandpa I mean the president of the United States of course. The oldest and boldest baby!

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@MagillaBJJTruth @rubytubee @GeneralMCNews Yeah we just dropped two really big anvils on two Japanese cities

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I could buy so many muscle suits with that!

[Demon Crap Lib Roll @FDIPRyan]

Happy J6. Enjoy a Diet Coke today with Donny Boy #MAGA

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Drone in bound

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Do you think Joe Biden and his son dapped each other up after the pardon?

[FatDudesInAPhonebooth @fdip_podcast]

I love how people hate Alec Baldwin, but not for shooting someone in the face.

[FatDudesInAPhonebooth @fdip_podcast]

I'd stand with Marky Mark, so he doesn't say anything about black people. I got Markys back.

[Elephant Signal 🐘🇺🇸 @ElephantSignal]

🚨JUST IN: Mark Wahlberg calls out Hollywood Democrats. He said, "If you don't like the USA, please leave and take your friends Alec Baldwin, Cher, Jennifer Lawrence, Miley Cyrus, Barbra Streisand, Matt Damon, Oprah, and Colin Kaepernick with you."

Do you agree Mark?
YES OR NO

[Demon Crap Lib Roll @FDIPRyan]

The dude forgot to put it in WWE mode.

[Demon Crap Lib Roll @FDIPRyan]

Looks like the U.S.A. is starting to stand for Uneducated Sensitive Assholes. We need to return to our true acronym, Unbeatable Sexy Alphas.

[Demon Crap Lib Roll @FDIPRyan]

This is my president of the USA