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I am descended from a backwoods tribe of Jungian Psychologists who remain as yet undocumented by the BBC.

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How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk https://t.co/4GUvg3c0xM

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Bunch of kids in costume got on at Woking. Surrounded by pirates and princess-es 😉

And one alien.
Sometimes this commute isn’t so bad

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The loo on my coach was engaged for over 30 minutes so I figured some bloke had a more urgent need then I did. But when the door opened a cloud of smoke came out and I was chagrined that I’d felt sad for him. I thought the train had alarms for that sort of thing #swtrains

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How come my AirPods can block out the crying baby on my train but not the salesman on his phone who won’t take No as an answer? I have radio margaritaville cranked as high as it will let me…

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Antelope

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AirTag https://t.co/NxbseCM3dq via @flashj

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September 17th: Cars car https://t.co/xLILX9OZKn

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

Matt Berry as Gandalf

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Two kids on my train are playing with shuttle models. They are adding Star Wars sound effects and I has a happy/sad…

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See kids, that’s what we call back home “Heat Lighting.”

[Network Rail Wessex @NetworkRailWssx]

⚠️⛔️ Trains are unable to run between Woking and Surbiton owing to a vehicle striking a bridge at #Esher. Emergency services are currently assessing the situation. We're very sorry for the disruption this will cause. For service updates see @SW_Help 📲

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I hate the Format Dysplasia I get when I copy text from a webpage into an email. Or ever actually...

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Have they learned nothing?

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Converted to dollars I’m paying $10.50 a gallon.

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I saw a guy land paddling across Trafalgar Square this morning. #fruitcakes

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Sometimes I feel like I never left the mountains of madness…

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I just saw three deer running thru a field of bright golden rapeseed plants.

I could imagine their fur covered in yellow pollen and their hooves kicking up clouds of cross pollination as they ran…

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@tesco you guys might want to make stronger tins. I pulled the tab and the van gave way instead of the pull tab.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Coming February 2022.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A runaway train travelled nearly 16 miles down tracks in Washington before the carriage was stopped by a brave responder who boarded it and applied the handbrake.

Watch more videos from Sky News: https://t.co/RQNvtBIPuI