Josh

former child star who supernova’d. diehard #NYR fan

[Josh @FLITTER]

This is Pete Davidson asking Aziz Ansari what he wants from Subway

[Josh @FLITTER]

Vaxxed?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers revealed to @MikeSilver that he had flu-like symptoms, including a fever and vomiting, on the day of last year's playoff game vs. the Texans.

Rodgers said he looked so pale that the team sent him home before the game. He ultimately gutted it out that night, but Pittsburgh's season ended in a 30-6 loss.

Full story: https://t.co/TrB9IjXDSo

[Josh @FLITTER]

@Gui_Zac85 Me (1600.2 mm) approaching a group of women (1701.8 mm)

There you go

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Me (5'3") approaching a group of women (5'7")

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Diarrhea parasite tryna stop me from completing my journey, call me Ohshitssyous

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

And the Strait is still closed... Imagine what $37.5 billion could've done for veterans, schools, or healthcare.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Josh @FLITTER]

The L in GLP-1 stands for Lettuce

[Scenario Jenkins @tryna_be_famous]

That parasite making you lose 25 pounds in a month?

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New sentence unlocked

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Doctors prescribe 1.5 liters of Diet Coke to dissolve a stomach mass in a woman caused by weight-loss drug semaglutide.

[Josh @FLITTER]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me where LeBron is signing 😳😳😳

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@nathanfielder

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: At least 10 people have been rescued after a plane crashed into the East River in New York City.

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@swifties_twink He's hot 🥵

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@JordanUhl Unprecedented levels of idiocy happening

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The Archer is really slept on too

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How is Taylor Swift supposed to get to Madison Square Garden there's no airport there

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Is now a good time to mention to the Swifties being mean to me in my comments that I actually love her music and both False God and Clean are some of my favorite songs of all time or

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@AmoMcGuire The rain, indeed, came falling down

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@txtakage Ngl this is very funny

[Josh @FLITTER]

These people could not walk a DAY in my shoes #IBSDpartner

[New York Post @nypost]

I'm in the hospital with the 'explosive diarrhea' parasite - I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies https://t.co/LYiwso37HU

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I'm not doing enough

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building with a banner promoting peace and appear to get engaged. https://t.co/6wBfeM1fkN

[Josh @FLITTER]

@bocxtop Huge if true