Felah_lucklord ♌

Activist

[Felah_lucklord ♌ @FLucklord]

FELAH=Fully Embracing Love And Humility!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Linda mwananchi wamepigia jalango hesabu ya minus 😂 hapo nairobi senator seat Faith Adhiambo atampeleka mbio ajab. Siasa imeanza sasa!🔥

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Full parade to welcome Madam President. Welcome to @LindaMwananchi_ @FaithOdhiambo8 !

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

I have a question.

The court has ruled Gachagua's impeachment is upheld and that his rights were violated and awarded 50M.

So if indeed Rigathi's rights were violated, how didn't this then affect the merit & validity of the impeachment.

What kind of judgment is this?

[EDGAR 🇰🇪 @edgarwabwire_]

I hope Caleb Amisi is watching the impeachment ruling of Rigathi Gachagua, because we want him to bring a strong impeachment case against William Ruto as he had promised.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Scout akishindwa kuraise flag time ya parade nilikuwa nafurahia sana. I have been hater all my life

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kawaida vijana,Our time to eat good again has arrived. Tomorrow we will be attending the Nairobi city Marathon once again. Not to run,but to chase. Tulisema apa ndio tunapata financially stable women with disposable income to hold us through these tough kasongonomic times. Sasa wale vijana watafuata maagizo ya mhenga,mjue hii August inaweza wapata kule mpumalanga Johanesburg kwa kina Dj Uncle wafos mkiskiza Amapiano in a house balcony in the middle of a game park. Courtesy of a strong independent woman from upper kabete

Tulisema siri ni kutegea hawa wako nyuma,hawa ata hawakiambiangi,the obese,they are here to waste time jogging because they don’t have anything to do on sunday. Sasa wewe uko hapo kuwapa moyo,ukimtolea methali, “haba na haba hujaza kibaba mrembo,lets go” ukikaa kidogo unaongeza ingine, “baada ya dhiki faraja mrembo” . Remember to call her mrembo,even if shes 65 years old,they love that.

Inturn as you’re walking,shes going to point and ask you, “weh,do you know I am old enough to be your mother,ebu stop playing” If shes smiling while saying this,bas! Umegonga ndipo.

Now reply and say “miaka yangu ililiwa na nzige” . Shes not supposed to understand what that means so she’ll ask what? This is how you start a conversation. Mwambie ulichelewa kuzaliwa,lakini makosa niya wazazi. Hapa sasa she will acknowledge this guy has wisdom,I wonder what else hes going to say. And she will tolerate you,she lowers her guard

Na tulisema Wale wako huko mbele wachana nao,hao ni walalahoi. Wamelipiwa na kampuni,hao wacha wang’enganie kushinda pesa. Sisi mambo yetu iko huku nyuma.

And make sure you have also talked about manly things like How you know a friend who was working in a Ukranian Drone manufacturing company,and you buried him recenly in kisii after he was killed by Russian spys in Mozambique

Now In finishing of the running,itakua saa saba ivi,hand her your phone,ask her for her number,,mwambie wewe ni fitness coach. Ama basket ball coach,and you’ll be happy to help her burn a few callories since you dont have much to do. Akikupea namba kesho,Dont text her,text her on Tuesday,ndio asione kama uko desperate eh?. She’ll take some time to think,and then answer on Tuesday evening,

Na juu anajifanya ataki mambo mingi,she’ll tell you to come to be training her at home,on Saturdays. She has a big compound,Theres no way shes driving her Land Rover to your gym (that doesn’t exist) in uthiru to train. Ingia youtube hiyo usiku angalia mastyle.

After 3 sessions kule karen,you must intentionally erect,Amusha kitu! and she sees it,and then you’ll tell her “jesus! This never happens” pretend you’re ashamed. Tell her theres something about her,you just don’t know what. She’ll tell you its okay

Sasa baada ya hapa,niyeye huwa anakutega. She will start by overfeeding you. Baada ya hapa ni mauwano! Na hiyo shamba lazima ulime msuri ndugu yangu,sababu hiyo ndio inaamua sasa kama next week unakula kabeji bila nyanya ama coconut fish and salad.

Wuui! Sema kimeumana. Ukipita mtihani sasa kazi yako itakua kumuombea kikongwe wako asimaliswe na diabetes angalau uenjoy maisha london kidogo. Ukingojea ile kazi ya NGO alikuambia atakuconnect. Hapa naye utakua unamkumbusha kumeza dawa buana. Juu akikufa unajua kile kinangoja apa nje. Ainuliwe yeesu!

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

Kuna pattern hua unanotice inabidi umestep back just to save your own mental peace

[Trent Lane @khom_ombo]

Niggas dont even say they are married anymore
They just post stuff like this

[CB | Make Chelsea Great Again 🇨🇩🇧🇷 @cb2milli]

This would confirm that Man City tapped up Maresca illegally if they’re paying compensations. This would also confirm that Maresca is the rat bastard his fans swear he isn’t #MCGA

[Yimzy @oyimzy]

Chelsea and Manchester United fans did an open top bus celebration in Kenya to celebrate Arsenal’s Champions League defeat 😭😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Now that you guys are done with your Mama mboga arguments of CCTVs in that Utumishi school,let me,the expert,speak. Anyone whose been in this security field long enough knows that first before anything,even the installation of the cameras,we do what we call a DPIA. Data protection Impact Assessment. Primarily moving within the section 25 of 2019 data protection act that says we can only set up cameras in areas where its needed.

And its very clear. Security does not surpass privacy,in anyway manner. In Utumishi the cameras are facing the door,infact its observing the hallway entrance to see who comes in. That is still within the parameters of the data protection act. The real question here should be,who saw it fit to have children sleep in the hallway like refugees. This is a national school for christs sake!

Anyway. If any of you are interested in survellience cameras low/high/premium range, reach us via https://t.co/QqiVqtp6i6 we are open from tomorrow!

Ruto must Go!

[Koi❤ @VIVIANWERE2]

Eeei

[Joecool @Joe_Cooel]

Cyprian Nyakundi is a strange fellow. Man can whip Kenyans to hit the streets to protest but when it comes to impeaching the President he discourages the Noble EFFORT. WHY?

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Hate fuels Chelsea to win in major finals, the whole world would be against Chelsea and Chelsea would still win against all odds. Chelsea fans never cry about being hated, Chelsea just wins.

Cant say the same for our north London kid brothers, hate usually drowns them.

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

An Impeachment will also force the criminal Kurudi Kwa mfuko,Drain him Finacially and tire the Thug,confuse him as we Occupy statehouse,Every card should be thrown at Ruto.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I have just watched how Ebola started in Liberia and how it spread to Guinea.

A quarantine facility was set up manned by military but Ebola wipped out patients together with medical team.

This is what Kenyan government is tolerating.

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

I hate a person who doesn’t learn his mistakes 🤦‍♂️

[Your Trueness😌 @Cicy04]

Biashara imechomeka hivo tu😂😂😂😂

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Gabriel has cheated ALL season

He has bullied players,fouled them consistently & conned other teams out of goals & decisions all year

That Gabriel is the reason Arsenal did not win the Champions League is karma and is a victory for football

Karma is a bitch. As is Gabriel.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“When someone is used to privilege, equality feels like oppression”