𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊

Aether Paradise’s best employee

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

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[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

((Ew

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I am not taking pride in having to file away paperwork

[𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙹 @TheHuntsmanJ]

You should take pride in your work.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

If Lusamine makes me do one ounce of paperwork this month she hates homosexuals and I will be taking the entire month off

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

((That’s fucking scary Ok

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

ChatGPT tell me why my day is always ruined by women

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Were you just designed to be annoying?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Only if I can be certain you will not perish.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Then go away and leave me be

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

It was. I simply do not care.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I am /cold/, was that not clear?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Precisely. Leave nature be, and let us do our jobs.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I don’t know, why do you think?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

If you know so much, why do you not become the embodiment of winter?

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I’m sure there are more sensible places to make cold

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Do not insult me.

You cannot begin to fathom the delicate balance of nature if you think it is a good idea to "stop."

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Then stop? Are you stupid?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Of course I am. That is why it is my responsibility to ensure you do not perish.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

You’re probably the one /making/ it cold.

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Not if you will not survive.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Then leave me alone

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Of course I am.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Are you even listening to me?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

If there is a chance you will parish, I must insist on staying, else my lord will have punishments ready for me upon my return.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

No, you will be leaving

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

I am not allowed to let you parish if I can prevent it, so I will be staying until you are safe.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I don’t need you to guide me anywhere. I am cold and want to be left alone

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

You will d/ie if left out here? I am not allowed to let that happen, per my guardian's instructions.

Come. I will guide you to safety.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Why don’t you just leave me to freeze to death on my own?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Why is that for you to decide?

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

And this is not one so begone

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

I have many territories in many regions.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

I don’t think you come from Alola

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

You are in my domain.

[𝙵𝚊𝚋𝚊 @FabaBranchChief]

Well why are you here then exactly?

[𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒐 @FrigidCelestia]

Why would I wish for such a thing?