Fahim Anwar

Stand-up comedian | Full sets on YouTube | Tour dates ↓

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Check out my new standup special "Intrusive Thoughts"

https://t.co/LYu23KAybT

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Am I crazy?! Men/Women, sound off.

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Me and my brother learning the buttons when we first get the game

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My favorite moment from the entire URKL Robot Fight!

One brutal kick sent the robot's head hanging loose. and it somehow kept fighting like nothing happened!

I completely lost it. Had to lower down the volume of my laugh 😂😂

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BOSTON!!! I’m at @LaughBoston July 17-18

[You Be Trippin' Podcast @youbetrippinpod]

.@fahimanwar tells the harrowing story of almost dying from a weird infection he got while backpacking Europe…

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This 60 Minutes rebrand is wild

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

the rizzler gets real for a moment

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Bubbles

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Shout out to CVS for bringing DMV energy to medicine

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The UNIFYING nature of Michael Jackson

Theo Von’s This Past Weekend w/ Fahim Anwar

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No one is talking about how much longer it would take humans to accidentally delete a company’s entire database. Another win for AI! #efficiency

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Fahim Works on Stuff TONIGHT @TheComedyStore Belly Room 8p. Few tix avail

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Guys i think I solved it. A zone on the table u rest ur coffee cup on so they know u want a refill.

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It’s funny when someone is mad at you for merging. Like what you want me to do, crash into the barricade?

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DOJ teasing Epstein files release like it’s a Frank Ocean album

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Privacy is the new fame

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Peanuts is a vibe

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Jessica’s Kale Salad at Gelson’s is now called “Crunchy Kale Salad.” Jessica, they cannot erase you. I will live to tell your story.

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It’s not even worth almost killing yourself doing some parkour shit cuz even if you don’t die ppl will just think it’s AI

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It’s crazy it took Dawn this long to have 2 baby ducks be the the spokesperson

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Murphys law: waiter will ask how everything is tasting 10 times in five minutes of dropping ur food but when u need a fork u can’t achieve eye contact for the next hour