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fairfax a. legend

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@laralexander_ ayo wtf

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

clash of clans son or thot daughter?

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

tits or ass? bro her raised scapula

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@justybilinski worst drink of all time.

[blairbitch @commudr0ne]

This image awakes such a primal horniess in me that I cannot physically think about it and do any mental tasks

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

the mf who called this shit stainless steel must have bumped his head

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@beer_drinker777 grabbing a pil for my old man rn

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@LilFlipzBoi oven

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

i shave a soul patch one time as a joke and my wife tells me to pack my bags ???

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

yeah im poly.. poly gonna watch my wife eat an entire shrimp ring for dinner tonight

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@zokruz ofc

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

toyota corolla girls are the hottest girls fr

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

god didnt give me this monster hog so i could sit around and play minecraft all day

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

just found out my friends have been refering to me as "the spunky one" i want to kms

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

a really small guy in a really really big truck but he actually has a really huge dick

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

i spilled grill cleaner on my dick and now it looks like hamburger meat

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

been telling my son baby boys are born from their daddys peehole

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

@laralexander_ i might have no vision but at least i have ears 🙈

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

my wife told me no more sea shanties after bedtime idk what to do rn im literally shaking

[ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵇᵒʸ @fairfaxlegend]

you're in her dms, she's in my ac/dc tee shirt and nothing else