Today my dumbass boyfriend answered my phone call with “this is 103.5 talking to the most beautiful girl in the world” and then 3 hours later accidentally forgot my keys were in his hand while he folded towels. And then 4 hours later we found the keys. Stay single.
So I found this new app called simplish and y’all....... I’ve gone way too far organizing every. Single. Aspect. Of my life.
I have a checklist of nothing but different checklists I want to make
I know you’re all tryna go back to your daily lives but I need you to see this and I need you to understand this shit is not over. Rayshard Brooks was shot in the back for sleeping in a Wendy’s parking lot in his own fucking car.
Horrible. A Cinncinnati protester with Type 1 diabetes begging police to return her bag - or at least keep it within eyesight - because it contains her insulin. He won't do it. Struggling to imagine a public safety justification for this
conservatives a month ago: “why should we listen to the government and stay home? you are all sheep, this is a free country!”
conservatives today: “if you just follow the government mandated curfew, the paramilitary police stormtroopers won’t shoot you in the face, it’s simple”