Fake SMU

A truly different U for students who love to talk, fluff in their presentations and spam make-up shamelessly to school.

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https://t.co/oBrNMgqwPk guess we really pulled a dick move there.

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You never know what you've got till it's gone. #RIP Pick & Bite

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GRADUATE LO!!!

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Dear Bizcom,

Stop spamming our inboxes almost every single frickin' day and focus on mugging.

Yours Sincerely,
Every #SMUgger.

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No words can describe the emotions felt after seeing the length of the queue for SMUSA's Week 14 Welfare Drive at 12PM.

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#SMUgger during BOSS: "FUCK YOU SMUSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
During Welfare Week: "OMG LOVE YOU SMUSA, HAVE MY BABIES"

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In the not-so-distant future, #SMUggers will no longer be capable of distinguishing weekends from weekdays.

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#SMUggers rushing into the library upon opening on Saturdays & Sundays. #OnePunchOneKill

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Freshies chatting too loudly in the Quiet Area? #OnePunchOneKill

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One person reserving multiple seats with various personal items in the library? #OnePunchOneKill

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"Bizcom, the Englands in your email are a buay tahan, you knows?"

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How are you guys taking #Week7? Not well at all, we hope. Best to all for those taking your midterms anyway!

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Buy this then aim at any Dean's Lister. RT @ChickenMacabre: The marketing is strong with this one. http://t.co/OACpoxraHu"

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Hope Week 5 has been kind to you #SMUggers because it's just ONE week left to the mid terms! #TGIF #notsokindafterall

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News This Week: NTU is ranked 41st in the world. NUS is ranked 24th. Booker T visited our campus. #RIGHTDERE

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Any finance Prof wants to test this as a case study for your students? RT @mrbrown: Looks like an MRT line sia. http://t.co/UIHMF7IMRx

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You can always tell a freshie apart when one tries to open the exit-only door to enter the SR. #epicfail

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If you thought the email spam was going to stop after #Vivace2013, you have never been more wrong in your life.

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Today is #Vivace2013! Time to sign up for every CCA for the goodies but never attend any of their events!

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Does today's weather describe your mood for the start of Week 2? We understand. #librarysobloodycrowdedALREADY