Falan McMahan

Boy mom ★ insta: @falanvictoriabailey // snap:: fbeezy13

[TIANNA @tiannawest]

As somebody who’s normally the planner, it is absolutely music to my ears when I’m told plans/reservations have been made and all I gotta do is show up.

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

@JadeJones009 So we weren’t the only ones up at 3am 😂

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

Banks woke me up at 3 am, crying and pointing in his closet saying something was in there....boy pls stop I’m scared too 😭😂

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

They cancel all the good shows 😐

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

@McmahanRonnie Ahaha and some change 😂

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

Pulled up to a homeless lady pushing a stroller.. tell me why she had her dog bundled up like a baby 🤡 I still gave her money tho. Feed Roscoe, I guess

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

My client and I were discussing videographers and she said a name and I was like wasn’t that the guy that recorded all of Rudy’s hype videos.... y’all not me googling it and finding out I’m in all the hype videos... this is my 13th reason🤡 what a time tho, what a time

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

I keep seasons in business

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

@h_schoenberger Like read the room Banks now is not the time 😂

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

My husbands mom is keeping Banks today bc my whole fam is sick. She doesn’t come around much and I told Banks if she’s mean to him to tell me... as soon as she walks in he says “mama said if you mean to me I call her and she spank you ass” it be ya own kids😐

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

I will stop traffic for a baby turtle

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

If you’re not gonna do it right don’t do it at all

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

If I ask you if you want your lip and eyebrows waxed just say yes bc I only ask if you need it sis

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

Sh*t ain’t even that deep and you still chose to lie to me

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

It’s the worst when I’m running late and I get behind somebody that left on time and is enjoying their drive. Get out my way you punctual mf

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

@Kingbayens You so aggy

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

I can feel lake szn in the air

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

This the one

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

When I love a song I will listen to it till I hate it. Why am I like this

[Falan McMahan @FalanBailey]

After the third time I tell you to hold your head up if you get a bleach spot that’s on you boo 😙