Ayo fareed

Experimenting

[Ayo fareed @fareedayo]

@chibuikssss Someone finally said it

[Elvis C.I @elvis_ci]

The founder of Konga is the founder of Miva University.

Once you start cooking, the gas never goes off.

[Ayo fareed @fareedayo]

@zayzay0_ What’s funny?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Taking sick leave in 2026

Low intelligent employee : Chooses Friday or Monday ❌❌❌❌

High intelligent employee :

[Oma💗 @ifyyifyyy]

Come by 8, squeeze face, press phone, leave by 6

[Ayo fareed @fareedayo]

Every gambler knows that the secret to surviving is knowing what to throw in and knowing what to keep.

[Miilato @miiilato]

30yo teenager me wondering what j*b will i do when i grow up

[Sukuna @Itsme_velvet]

That's why babies don't have teeth inside womb.

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Lawyers just plenty for Lawless country.

Their own no pass make them dey collect 10% for rent and land sales.

[Ayo fareed @fareedayo]

@boy_director Who’s we?

[Alkexpay @Alkexpay]

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[D’Colossus @_thecolossus_]

You will suffer so much as a punctual person living in Nigeria.

This is my lamentation.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

You’ll get mocked for speaking good English lol.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

@TheRealTemz It's the society. The level of illiteracy is at an all time high and uneducated people need entertainment too, and they resonate with these 'olodo uprising' content creators.

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Not to be tribalistic, but it’s always Igbo women.
Wtaf is going on??

[Ayo fareed @fareedayo]

If you need to be heard before you act, the you’re still part of the herd

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

I see $50k for wallet but na 12pro and Samsung him dey use.. na that day I know wetin be lowkey 😂😂

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂