The Fat Jewish 🦩

My mom fucked Shel Silverstein in 1971. Seriously.
PRONOUNS: WE/THEM/BOYS

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@BenRitholtzNBA Because as a fan base/city we are fucking unbearable to everyone else, we already think we're the center of the universe and the deeeep fear they have in their hearts of how much worse we'd be if we won a title makes them say all types of outlandish things to pray on our downfall

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@_the6thman JARRETT JACK, LAVOR POSTELL, MUTOMBO

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@AlfonsoThrillFr CHET HOLMGREN ERASURE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

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@RobertParish00 Did you really have to tape it to your leg?

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@awoodustin m'theydy

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@joshhart

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@mugshawtys Regardless of which, i'd let her do it on my chest

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@oocsitcoms Not a plot hole per se but the mom on “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” changing to a COMPLETELY different looking woman out of absolutely nowhere was emotionally jarring for me at age 10

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@KILLTOPARTY Judge Judy has a DUMPTRUCK

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@mugshawtys DW-I would pick pieces of corn out of her shitlogs

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@RealSkipBayless THIS TAKE IS THE SAME LEVEL OF TRASH AS YOUR KITCHEN BACKSPLASH

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@XJPXXI @KnicksMuse An absolutely unhinged take, the trade already took place you need to get a brain scan

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@cat_marnell

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@KnicksMuse

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@xtyna_

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@visakanv I hate this website so much, but physically cannot stop using it

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@IanCee LET’S. FUCKING. GO.

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@smash0085 @TommyBeer I hope that wherever Howard Eisley, Mardy Collins, Clarence Weatherspoon, Mike Sweetney, Jordan Hill, Michael Doleac, Toney Douglas, Andy Rautins, Emmanuel Mudiay, Cleanthony Early, Langston Galloway and Lou Amundson are, they are having a terrible fucking day.

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@TommyBeer i think about his daily morning coffee order CONSTANTLY (specifically that it would make my butthole explode shit into my underpants)

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