Jeremy G. Donovan

I'm not who they say I am, I'm hardly who I think I am and I'm rarely who I want to be #StonerJeremy • #DonovanClan • Vampire

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I think I’m setting myself up for failure for my new office job thing because I’m really expecting it to be like the office.

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@RitaOreo Yes! But I came back for you, now if only I could find that brother of mine!

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Looking at all my asks from the past, I don’t know why I’m like this

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I hate having to be nice to people I don’t like

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@CaptivatingLush What the fuck why

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WHERE IS HE!?!?!?!!!!!!! -sends my minions to find him- https://t.co/t7bUGF5AmP

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@CaptivatingLush Boobies

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No but I’m actually smoking a bowl right now

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-passes the blunt to the left- pass it on.

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@CaptivatingLush I got it first try! It was almost to easy...and then of all days for me to come back!!! Today is my six year anniversary of making my account!

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What the fuck happened?? -dies- https://t.co/zwRbt9L8Jf

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I forgot about the flow of porn on here and I am at work -looks over my shoulder- my coworkers think I’m a freak now

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Yeah! -grabs popcorn and a blunt- porn!!!! Keep it coming y’all. More boobies too

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I don’t think I know how to work this thing anymore.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary what!! Of all days to make a comeback.