Adonis au Imperius

Übermensch
notable thoughts and clam chowder reviews

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It’s always darkest before the Don

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There might be no cortisol in Cape Cod

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I’m not lactose intolerant I’m lactose dependent

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Tried out the wired headphones at the gym to be trendy and I’d rather get brain damage than have to use these everyday

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I hate loose ends

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Y’all mind if I do a little fine dining after chest day?

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I’m going drink for drink tonight with my shirt

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Go ahead dude you can hit 10 sets of 5 on the fly machine fuck yeah take your sweet time

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Just learned Spotify recently butchered their API with entirely unrealistic requirements for extended access making it impossible to scale as a small dev. There goes months of work on a solid idea, good stuff @Spotify !

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Think I’ll just quit nicotine

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you think men cows see utters and they are like oh YEAH

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Long walk in the hot sun, followed by cold glass of whole milk

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If soundcloud is gonna slap me across the face with an ad every other song, do they have to be the most annoying ads anyone has ever heard?

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Big whiteboard on wheels at the apartment/crib kinda the move. Scheming, plotting, game planing, presenting, lots of potential

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New terminology:

Get denied by three girls at one bar?
Thats a turkey.

Get denied by a girl who might not be valid? Tap the head call a challenge. Boy comes over (ref) and yells ball.

No strike.

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@bamcal4 Physiognomy my dear friend

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Turning the steam room at the Y into an active volcano so the naked coughing old men file out and give me peace

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They released Oreos that change colors when you lick them and people are voluntarily eating them?

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Washing your car before a week of warm sunny weather >

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Hard to pay attention to the news when I’m enjoying my chicken waffles and vanilla milkshake and have to go snowboarding after

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You know what will save our dying company? Standardized power point templates!