Fawaz

Dealing with numbers day in day out

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

yes, come closer.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!!!

[alyan @tom_hoeland]

shaheen aur rauf yaha par bhi 6 runs kha lete

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

"My car consumes too much gas, let's start an offshore oil drilling company"

[Lioness 🦋🌺 @Lionessincrisis]

You lying piece of shit

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Big corporations realizing the HR department is just inventing problems to justify solving them

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Team meeting after the entire HR team got fired

[• @OxNeeraj]

Husband came home after 16 hours of Hardwork still dinner isn't ready

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

My parents: How are you going to afford to buy a go-kart?

8-year-old me:

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Walking into Chipotle for lunch and just saying “half cash, half stock”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

stay out of my business

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Sir, job applications are up 686,000% this morning