Heather Gerstein

I'm a busy mom of 4 year old twin girls and dietitian who loves to bake and eat cake (hey, everything in moderation, right?).

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@ultabeauty this is how this came in shipping. Not ok. It was a gift that I obviously can’t give 😡

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@holy_schnitt Larry David would be proud

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

My husband and I were so excited to re-live our childhood, these were NOT “original recipe” and they were terrible! I’m very disappointed @Entenmanns

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@colliders I have some York layers in my fridge right now that are 2 weeks expired- are they still safe to eat?? 🤞🏻

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

Hardest part of my workout- getting my super sweaty tight sports bra off after 🤣 #sweaty #workout

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

Why does it make me so happy when my gas gauge is above the full line? Like it makes me smile when I look down and see that. #thesmallthings

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@restorationhard if you were so committed to “responsible use and conservation” of our forests, you would stop sending out 600 page catalogs

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@holy_schnitt Moms do too 😆

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

Cactus jack sent me to @McDonalds #CactusJackSweepstakes

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[Jane @janedeals]

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[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@American_Girl look at what happened from @Target leggings. Can the legs be replaced? It won't wash off!

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@Target look what your leggings did to my daughter's doll. It won't wash off

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

I lasted 5 days 4 hours in the SHU. Can you last longer? #OITNB #OrangeCon http://t.co/lkx7neF71o

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Hancock Lightning Strike at 435a @NWSChicago @NBCAndyAvalos @JimCantore @DNAinfoCHI @BuzzFeedStorm #Chicago

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@Quaker what is this that was in my life cereal this morning? Looks like baby aliens!

[Heather Gerstein @Feather125]

@anabelaval watching an episode of check please from a few weeks ago- were you in it eating at autre monde? If not, it was your doppelgänger

[Danielle Herzog @danicounselor]

I may or may not have just said to my child "Go back to sleep or your poops will hurt from not sleeping enough" #Motheroftheyear

[Danielle Herzog @danicounselor]

My daughter just told me that my hair was blond where it is actually full-on gray. She is now my favorite and will inherit everything.

[Amanda @iambakertweets]

USA: United States of AWESOME. #landofthefree #homeofcakelovers

[Domino Sugar @dominosugar]

For every retweet of this photo in July, @DominoSugar will donate $1 to @NoKidHungry, up to $15K. #DominoSugarDonates