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you think im makeup

without any pretty on

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I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months.

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fun prank: put $10000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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My only talents are looking pissed off without trying, breathing and complaining

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haha u liked my pic haha date me

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why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

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COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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I wear t shirts and nike shorts everyday, yet I'm obsessed with buying cute clothes that just sit in my closet and look pretty

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"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant "ducking."

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"Hey come with me to the store."

"NO!"

"I'll buy you something."

"Ok"

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why cant i cry money instead of tears

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I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months.

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don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

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What doesn't kill you makes you a bitch.

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im a psychotic mess but at least my eyebrows look good

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*tans for 5 minutes*
*checks for tan lines*

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that one point in a sleepover when everyone is on their phones in separate corners