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I'm just here for a laugh. I make gifs and bad art sometimes. He/They

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@CultLaser Call it a Magifesto.

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Usually dont engage in The Discourse because I prefer being happy but it feels like COVID made people so emotionally stunted that they still mentally High Schoolers. Might as well go from Minors DNI to Anyone Under 30 or Unemployed DNI at this point.

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New Arc Raiders PvP meta of filling your inventory with Expired Pasta and going to High Value Loot then yell, "Oh my Spaghetti!" when they down you.

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What if Nintendo brings back Nintendogs but adds a feature where it detects your system time since last you loaded in, they put a skeleton out to make you think the dog perished but the dog just walks in from offscreen like nothing's wrong.

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@SharkticCircle Fascinating.

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@SharkticCircle Doordashing a ton of fake blood for no reason in particular, yes.

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@SharkticCircle What possible reason would anyone need this, I'm curious. Also, want to know how the Dasher feels about having to deliver from them.

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@SharkticCircle Oh shit are you for real? Incredible news to wake up to.

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@FeristalJ I know mods often are about replacing other things but this made me think of someone going through the quest on a fresh character to learn that dance in Gridania and it's about a person teaching kids about THE CUBE.

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I think what they should do for Future FFXIV content is to force everyone to do the DRK job quests solely so we can add Fray to the main cast. The implications would be funny.

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@SharkticCircle Happy Birthday!

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I wonder if Arknights ever did or will do a collab with Bloons TD. I think the Bloons characters drawn in detail would be funny.

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@SharkticCircle We just got Marvel back, it'd be too much for the masses all at once.

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@menacing_marsh Ready for the "Is Samus' Dad" reveal.

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The great thing by learning of new games via osmosis is filling in the blanks from fan art. Does Zelda use a sword? No, she's reenacting The First Murder. She bringing all of IKEA to get Ganon's ass.

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I think it would be funny if GameFreak made a Pokemon game starring the Least Popular Pokemons to annoy people only for it to be a legit great game thus altering the public perception of said Pokemons.

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@WendySnowRadish As true as that may be, I'm not sure what kind of show it'll end up being if you removed the Primary Antagonist of the show.

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Regardless on how people feel about the MGS3 Delta game needing to exist, I am currently fascinated about the idea of it having a hilarious modding community.

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@WendySnowRadish On the other hand, you can make your own Blinxsona, or Hogsona.

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Rumors of that Kingdom Hearts x Fortnite collab got people laughing about Sora with a realistic gun makes me wonder if people realize that it means your favorite IP collab character getting Norted.