filthy_phil

dirty kiwi from down under

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I get why grown people think there is a man is the sky granting wishes. Just realized for 30 years I truly believed if I didn’t move a T-Rex couldn’t see me… so yeah I get it

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The world without filters is your local water park

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You’re worried about the air quality? You must of never smoked out of a soda can

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I’ve never been jealous of somone driving an old car of mine.. just sayin 🤷🏽‍♂️

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The year is 1988
I’m not born…life is good

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@El_Phoenyx13 Yesssssssssss lol

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

This time change is beating my ass.

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If you post a picture and say self love. I’m picturing you masturbating….shame

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@tome_mf The idea is kinda right in the name

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@El_Phoenyx13 @MekenaRodriguez She means your next idea will come at a price……

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@JuJuSkyWalker @trashykins No troll here I’m a kiwi baby

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@MekenaRodriguez @JuJuSkyWalker Well don’t fuck a sheep and then continue to wear it around as shorts

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@HeyFloLetsGo Lol

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@tome_mf The fact that he knows what that is smh.

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@kylieobscene Finally got your man on those dishes ehhhh

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@pulte I’ll take it

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@tome_mf Pffft lies