Firstdog Onthemoon

Anarcho-Marsupialist @guardianaus Self appointed national treasure. Buy my new book Revenge of the Toxic Space Potato!

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

what an absolute clown - when is Dill leaving?

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Imagine attacking Ed? Might as well punch a baby.

How much longer do we have to put up with Dill?

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

he is not wrong

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

@winsordobbin Caution! You may need to jump over snake sex.

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

It's First Dog's handy hints on how to live your best life! (firstly try not to die) https://t.co/gUralPNH1l

[💧Sara @SaraJade_13]

Just so you know which senators voted against the NDIS cuts.

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

Guns! Everyone hates guns! Except all the people who own far too many of them. What are we doing? https://t.co/moO0Kf5hUE

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

@Jansant A segway?

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

CRIMEWAVE! Apparently people are doing more shoplifting than ever but it is completely unrelated to anything the supermarkets are doing those poor dears. https://t.co/avw7NFxw9q

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

3 years of daily slaughter and atrocity and still we must suffer the rancid, racist indignity of Zionists trying to erase any mention of Israel’s monstrous crimes against humanity. The “controversial Gaza book” removed from the library is a study of media bias by @adamjohnsonCHI

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

Life is hard and everything makes you sad. But help is available! (Seabirds only) https://t.co/WpLQpg7DVl

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

@iPad_Latino finally!

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

Climate change has ruined everything! We can't even make fun of the English anymore. https://t.co/MNQGjkoTLG

[The Lindsay McDowens Board Of Peace @doctormcdougall]

They’re the same picture.

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. https://t.co/voFfEns0JR

[Tom Studans @maximumwelfare]

Oh my God, Sussan Ley wrote an article? That's absolutely incredible. Please tell me more about Sussan Ley's article, which was published somewhere.

[melissa @ArtistAffame]

Jfc chasing debts that are over 40 years old https://t.co/QefU9xyzrU

[Emlyn Breese @EmlynBreese]

The idea that Geelong were acting in any way with Kolodjashnij’s interests in mind is farcical given they hid the agreement from both his agent and his union.

The entire Board and any of the administration involved in it should never work in football again.

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

Sex and drugs and dice to roll? It's gambling in the lucky country. https://t.co/VeIqt4ljam

[Firstdog Onthemoon @firstdogonmoon]

Climate disaster and record fossil fuel profits because of a war? How did that happen! https://t.co/yAYP372pA6

[Deborah Fleming OAM @Deb_Fleming]

40 per cent of the dogs in the so called ‘industry’ in #politas are owned by just 10 trainers. @TasmanianLabor and ‘swinging’ MLCs are effectively operating protection for ten near retirement age men. https://t.co/UASA9TAb46