Brandon

He/Him | UoN Chemistry + PGCE Graduate | Far-Left Parrot 🦜 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Jamie Strudwick 🏳️‍🌈💚 @JamieStrud]

“the most high-profile assault” my arsehole. At least you walked away. Today is the anniversary of Jo Cox’s murder. She was brutally killed by a far-right white terrorist. But sure - a few cuts and bruises is definitely more high profile. Give me a break.

[𝕭𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @BamSullivan]

Can't raise minimum wage because it will kill jobs.

Can't raise taxes on the bourgeoisie class because it will kill jobs.

Can't ditch oil because it will kill jobs.

But when these companies replace 50% of their workforce with AI, it's "sorry, that's just the way it goes."

[نیکان @daawaga]

How the wards of each London team's stadium voted in this month's local elections!

Arsenal - 🟢Green
Brentford - 🔴Labour
Chelsea - 🔴Labour
Fulham - 🔵Conservative
Crystal Palace - 🟢Green
Spurs - 🔴Labour
West Ham - 🟢Green
Millwall - 🟢Green
QPR - 🔴Labour
Charlton - 🔴Labour

[DisappointedIdealist @DisIdealist]

Nothing could be more New New Labour than making a huge song and dance about getting rid of hereditary peers as evidence of their radicalism, and then quietly reappointing *the very same people* as life peers a few weeks later!

[Wontwo Badsoup @wontwobadsoup]

fucking moron

[austin - 1️⃣ @sweaustin0]

i just feel like this app isn’t nuanced enough to discuss why a man born in 1914, who was arrested in 1946 for a “homosexual act”, may have advised a fellow actor to stay quiet on gay rights. i think people villainizing him need to get a grip

[Cathal @cathalmcb]

@MirandaGrell @MamaMoose_Be @UKLabour @HackneyLabour @HackneyLawCentr @TheGreenParty I'm not sure they should take any advice from you tbh

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

I’m a bit confused. Why doesn’t the chief whip just make some stuff up about Catherine West and suspend the whip? That’s what they normally do when MPs have the audacity to speak.

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

If you’re still having to clarify what your values are 11 years after becoming an MP, 6 years after becoming Leader of the Opposition, and 2 years into being Prime Minister, it’s because you don’t actually have any.

[Brandon @Fitzginger]

One of the best responses I've seen from any politician on this. It's so refreshing to see

[Rachel Millward @rachelmillward]

Really @piersmorgan, you do have a weird obsession witn people's genitalia!

[Jess Barnard @JessicaLBarnard]

Labour spent the last weeks of this campaign attacking the Greens and barely laying a glove on Reform.

They failed to challenge Reforms narrative on immigration, now we’re seeing the results.

The party is run by a factional clique obsessed with attacking the left above all else

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[liam @sasukesugu]

green vs reform

[James Armstrong @PoliticoTeacher]

Labour worked very hard to lose my vote. They even asked me to leave. They thought I had nowhere to go.

Tonight will demonstrate the scale of their mistake - there are lots of people like me.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 RESULT: Quays (Salford) council ward:

🟢 GRN: 42.4% (+34.0)
🟠 LDM: 34.9% (-25.5)
🔴 LAB: 11.7% (-19.5)
➡️ RFM: 6.8% (+6.8)
🔵 CON: 4.1% (+4.1)

Green GAIN from Lib Dem

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

I’m sure Hannah Spencer is dying to grab a drink with you now you’ve written an article slagging her off and claiming her criticism of the establishment encourages the assassination of MPs.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

One from the archives.

Lab MP @lukejcr last year defending welfare changes that would have meant people who can't use the toilet on their own & who can't dress themselves wouldn't qualify for PIP

Careful if you retweet it. When I posted it he blocked me.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

@coyleneil This you?

[Julian Phatarfod @jrphatarfod]

And how much has changed since then … think we’d have maybe stopped queer venues being attacked in 2026 but here we are.