Johan Pretorius

I follow back if you follow me☺☺

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

Yes, I´ve changed. Pain does that to people.

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?

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As soon as I see someone else getting close to you, I get jealous.

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

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There's something about your face that makes me want to punch you.

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@ZombafiedVanity.

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A morning text doesn't only mean "Good morning", it also means "You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up.

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Mom, I'm going out" "With friends?" "No, with people I hate''

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I hate it when people don't hate people I hate.

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

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I may look calm, but in my head I’ve slapped you like 69 times.

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Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2013 move out of the way kids, i've been waiting 10 fucking years for this.

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Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

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Real Madrid

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I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

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All relationships go through difficulties...but real relationships only have the ability to overcome.

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The day I met you was the luckiest day of my life, and I bet you feel the same. At least I hope you do

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

Don't love me because you have to. Love me because you want to

[Johan Pretorius @flamingle]

Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec