Chris

My cat is called Pedro.

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When you’ve just been for a piss in the bushes

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Wimbledon seems to come round faster every year! Here we are again - Day 1

#CliffRichard #Wimbledon

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Michael Jackson film becomes the highest grossing biopic of all time. I guess people like to see what a notorious child sex offender was up to.

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Penelope Grief more like

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What’s your dad going to do now Emma Raducanu has pulled out of Wimbledon?

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Evening lads

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He’s been in a lovely mood all day

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Absolutely buzzing to go to bed at about 8 tonight

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Henman Hill is so Bluesky

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People that say ‘nice’ when they see 69 #names

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Hydration break

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KAAAAAAANEEEE! #paneng

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BELLINGHAMMMM!!! #paneng

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England couldn’t defend a cat

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Hydration break

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Hydration break

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Hydration break

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Much happier now it’s cooler

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Tuchel has an old sofa on his front garden

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Tuchel looks like he fucking stinks

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Just had a little power nap before kick off