Kevin Flood

Joke Writer. I'm not that bad. For booking, please call an agent & tell them about me.

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@USDOL @RapidResponse47 @POTUS Just the dumbest

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@freakoutsideofx That’s gay

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@WhiteHouse Gay

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@TheoVon You helped get him elected fuck twat. Eat a dick

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@DoraDuRoi @Spiltea Youre a loser - it happens

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@joeroganhq Thanks for helping him get elected bro. You’re a bum

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@esaagar Been like this for 100years playa

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@realEstateTrent Blocked

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On Twitter every Friday we would tweet other accounts for people to follow. It was called “ follow Friday” & done out of mutual support

Now? This isn’t Twitter anymore

Thanks to the 500k ppl that saw my tweets up to 2018

S/O to the 300 since then

I’ll come back when he dies

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I need someone to give me a really good reason why there aren’t 24hr a day live cams pointing into space on satellites and shit.

Would you watch anything else?

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@neiltyson please assist

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People always wanna get deep on why we drink. “You must be hiding” “what are you escaping?”

Tequila makes me feel sexy.

That’s why

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@neiltyson please assist

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I need someone to give me a really good reason why there aren’t 24hr a day live cams pointing into space on satellites and shit.

Would you watch anything else?

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Sure

The Iphone was an incredible world changing invention

Real quick any reason why the weather app is so wrong all the time it often feels like a fake placeholder?

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It would be cool if SUV’s had an add-on of a set of 4-6 luggages that are designed to fit inside the trunk / hatch of a the SUV perfectly like Tetris

I mean if I paid 200k for one at least

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The best vodkas have zero taste

Yet here people are, still drinking vodka

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Today is 01/00/2026

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Happy new year